71-year-old Kansan beats in-home attacker unconscious, police say Woman, 71, beats down attacker with frying pan - U.S. news - Weird news - msnbc.com KSNW-TV HUTCHINSON, Kan. Hutchinson police say a 71-year-old woman knocked a man who attacked her unconscious with her frying pan. Police Sgt. John Moore said 25-year-old Kevin Funderburk talked his way into the woman's home on Saturday, claiming he was homeless and had nowhere to go. Moore said that when he tried to attack the woman, she fought back and "beat him down with a frying pan." "When we arrived, he was unconscious and lying in his own vomit in the back of the house," Moore told The Hutchinson News. "He was in the hospital in Wichita over the weekend and they stapled his scalp." Grandma doesn't count to 3!! HAha. check the link, you can see a pic of this goon in a neck brace.