Health-Care Hot Line:If You Are A White Hispanic, Press One.

[TheSeventhTiger]

Jon Stewart should do a parody of the health-care hot line. With all of these new races created since 2009, you would think that they would be included in the application for Affordable Health-Care plan via phone or web-sight.
Here is an example of what it would probably sound like if someone called to apply.

If you are Latino, Spanish or Puerto Rican, Press 1.
If you are either Brown, Dark Brown, Black, or a "White Black", Press 2.
If you either White, White Asian, White Hispanic, Or "White Indian", Press 3.
If you are a "Redskin", Press 4
If you are Jewish, German, Russian, Polish Or Romanian, please call back in 6 months as our systems are still not up to date on European Nationalities.
and,,,,Male, Press 1
Female, Press 2
Confused, Press 3
All Three Genders, Press 4.

 

[TheSeventhTiger]

I left out dead voters,,,I guess they can dial 666?

 

[LoneLaugher]

Nope. Not funny.

 

[Rozman]

Or if you are an Obama loving Democrat someone will help you now...
If you are a scum sucking republican.... exiting the system...click!

 

[TNHarley]

your title and first option dont match

 

[TheSeventhTiger]

If your IQ is under 42 and have an extra 2000.00 to spend a month, an inexperienced and befuddled operator will be with you in 30 seconds.

 

[TheSeventhTiger]

when someone live James Carville calls, how does he claim himself to be? being he is not of this earth.