TheSeventhTiger
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Jon Stewart should do a parody of the health-care hot line. With all of these new races created since 2009, you would think that they would be included in the application for Affordable Health-Care plan via phone or web-sight.
Here is an example of what it would probably sound like if someone called to apply.
If you are Latino, Spanish or Puerto Rican, Press 1.
If you are either Brown, Dark Brown, Black, or a "White Black", Press 2.
If you either White, White Asian, White Hispanic, Or "White Indian", Press 3.
If you are a "Redskin", Press 4
If you are Jewish, German, Russian, Polish Or Romanian, please call back in 6 months as our systems are still not up to date on European Nationalities.
and,,,,Male, Press 1
Female, Press 2
Confused, Press 3
All Three Genders, Press 4.