Happy World Toilet Day

[Coyote]

He lied about the beer....what could more important than that?

The chocolate.

And the kumquat.

And WHEN did you last see either of those? Eh?

 

[Phoenix]

And WHEN did you last see either of those? Eh?

I have some chocolate less than 2 feet away from me. But the kumquat ... I miss the kumquat.

 

[blastoff]

And WHEN did you last see either of those? Eh?

I have some chocolate less than 2 feet away from me. But the kumquat ... I miss the kumquat.

Kumquat. Sounds like a great name for a porn starlet.

 

[Phoenix]

Kumquat. Sounds like a great name for a porn starlet.

That's a thought ... he could maybe do porn ... IF Coyote ever lets him out.

 

[Coyote]

Kumquat. Sounds like a great name for a porn starlet.

That's a thought ... he could maybe do porn ... IF Coyote ever lets him out.

 

[xsited1]

Just so you know:

The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who produced a 'staggering turd' measured at 146 inches.

How big is the worlds biggest poop | ChaCha Answers

 

[eagleseven]

Ah, the one thing we all have in common!

Now these are Chinese toilets, pop a squat!