Halloween SOS-or HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Just now decided to go to a Halloween Party.

    Peeps are dressing up, but I don't want to spend any money on a costume that I'll wear for a few hours, then put away for a year.....if ever wear again. (I don't do costumes but once every 10 years or so)

    Anyhoooooooooooooooooo.......y'all are creative, right?


    What kind of costume can I throw together here at home, and ideas?


    Thanks! :beer:
     
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    The bacon bra never goes out of style. And you don't have to put it away for a year.
     
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    Hang a box of cheerios around your neck and stick a knife in it.
     
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    A cereal killer.
     
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    Go to the kitchen and get a spud. Take a length of string and use the ice pick to punch a hole clear through the spud. Run the string through the hole and bring it back around to it's beginning and tie a knot in it. It should look like a spud with a loop of string tied through it. Next, tie this string and spud to your penis. You will be going to the party as a "Dick Tator"! Good idea, huh?:lol:
     
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    T-shirt with a big letter "P" on it. Sharpie or mascara smeared around one eye.

    Black eyed P.
     
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    I think she's missing one important ingredient for that one...
     
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    Strip naked. Put a contact lens over each nipple and make a spectacle of yourself! :eusa_whistle:
     
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    Ooops... Sorry girl. I forgot. You don't got no pecker. Silly me...:eusa_whistle:
     
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    Stick a lemon into your "Mommie parts" and go as a SOUR PUSS.
     

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