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Guys try to act deep, but we know the truth.
Hey, if you didn't want us lookin' ya wouldn't put 'em on display and show them off. You know exactly what you're doing when you choose a shirt.
It is always our fault.
the part where the legs attach to the bodyWhat, exactly, are hips? I probably like them too but call them something else.
Oh.
The waste line.
But it's the wasteline that creates the hourglass shape, and makes the hips, you know, ummm, "swivel and tilt."
Hey, if you didn't want us lookin' ya wouldn't put 'em on display and show them off. You know exactly what you're doing when you choose a shirt.
It is always our fault.
Well, maybe if you hadn't eaten that fuckin' apple...
you were the one to find itIt is always our fault.
Well, maybe if you hadn't eaten that fuckin' apple...
maybe you should of found me something else to eat
you were the one to find itWell, maybe if you hadn't eaten that fuckin' apple...
maybe you should of found me something else to eat
LOL
you were the one to find itmaybe you should of found me something else to eat
LOL
because women always have to do everything, Adam was probably too busy watching Sports Center.
I didn't need your lazy ass anyways.Well, maybe if you hadn't eaten that fuckin' apple...
maybe you should of found me something else to eat
If I wanted a needy, controlling bitch I wouldn't have left Lily.
you were the one to find itmaybe you should of found me something else to eat
LOL
See what happens when you let her out of the house without a man to escort her?
You guys are just plain ole bad!
Some fellas look at the eyes
Some fellas look at the nose
Some fellas look at the size
Some fellas look at the clothes
I don't care if her eyes are red
I don't care if her nose is long
I don't care if she's underfed
I don't care if her clothes are worn
First I look at the purse!
Some fellas like the smiles they wear
Some fellas like the legs that's all
Some fellas like the style of their hair
Want their waist to be small.
I don't care if their legs are thin
I don't care if their teeth are big
I don't care if their hair's a wig
Why waste time lookin' at the waistline?
First I look at the purse!
A woman can be fat as can be,
kisses sweet as honey
But that don't mean a thing to me
If you ain't got no money
If the purse is fat....that's where it's at.
Some fellas like the way they walk
The way they swing and sway
Some fellas like the way they talk
Dig the things they say.
I don't care if they wobble like a...
or talk with a lisp
I still think I'm a good lover
if the dollar bills are crisp
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
I don't care if you got yourself a wrap
all I want is your pretty green cash
Bought me a suit, bought me a car
Want me to look like a hollywood star
Money, (Money!) I want money (Money!)
Baby, ain't no "why", baby (Money!)
I need money!
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
First I look at the purse!
I check out the shoe size cuz you know what they say big feet big vagina..and nobody wants a big vagina
