Greetings, diseased offal of Western capitalism!

[vlad_hombre]

It is I, Vlad, come to talk at you with internets.

I enjoy chatting, bears, and Crimea.

 

[saveliberty]

 

[AnCap'n_Murica]

 

[defcon4]

Welcome. I am glad you showed up we stared to run short on socks.

 

[vlad_hombre]

It was with many joys, we in Mother Russia watched the selection of new President Trump - great friend of Russian people.

We will now have many great fun time relations together.

Think of Russia as mighty bear, who will now eat all the honey of America, and then make powerful Russian poop on all your democracy.

Thank you, American stooge monkeys.

 

[defcon4]

It was with many joys, we in Mother Russia watched the selection of new President Trump - great friend of Russian people.

We will now have many great fun time relations together.

Think of Russia as mighty bear, who will now eat all the honey of America, and then make powerful Russian poop on all your democracy.

Thank you, American stooge monkeys.

 

[ZZ PUPPS]

It was with many joys, we in Mother Russia watched the selection of new President Trump - great friend of Russian people.

We will now have many great fun time relations together.

Think of Russia as mighty bear, who will now eat all the honey of America, and then make powerful Russian poop on all your democracy.

Thank you, American stooge monkeys.

 

[vlad_hombre]

Ha ha!

You make many fun time jokes and insults at Vlad.

Very good!

I and you have knowledge that Vlad is strong like bear, and sly like fox, and very soon will be $500,000,000,000 American rubles richer thanks to your new and glorious leader's wise installation of Russian Order of Friendship hero, Rex Tillerson as Russian agen ... err, ... Secretary of State.

Thank you, American stooges!

 

[vlad_hombre]

It was with many joys, we in Mother Russia watched the selection of new President Trump - great friend of Russian people.

We will now have many great fun time relations together.

Think of Russia as mighty bear, who will now eat all the honey of America, and then make powerful Russian poop on all your democracy.

Thank you, American stooge monkeys.

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Ha ha!

Fun time homo jokes and insults.

Vlad's personal favorite!

Very good!

Thank you, great friend of Russia and fellow hater of buttsex!

 

[saveliberty]

I kind of like the mod taunting with red type.

 

[flacaltenn]

Since the Mod Message color has been usurped, I'm improvising..

Intro threads can only take so much political trolling before they get closed.