Granny

[Samson]

*pop, dusts self off, makes grand entrance*

Alas, I've had to choose another log-in name. I see another "Savannah" has beat me to the punch. Therefore, I shall have to use my other nom de plume ... Granny. I see a few names of my chickadees from other boards ... thanks, hugs and a kiss to Samson for telling me about this board! I look forward to being able to communicate with others once again!!

AWWWW...shucks, m'am, jest bein' neighborly.

There's a member here-a-bouts, Strollingbones, who I think's down the road, and up the hollar from where ya'll are.

 

[xotoxi]

Welcome, but I'm not about to kiss Samson.

WTF?

After the dinner? The Movies?

You ingrateful slut.

That's weird!

Xsited1 kissed me.

In fact, he tried to slip me the tongue, but I rebuked him by holding a tight pucker to prevent penetration.

(But, I think that the tongue was more of an involuntary action because he sensed that I had just eaten peanuts and I think he was hungry.)

 

[HUGGY]

*pop, dusts self off, makes grand entrance*

Alas, I've had to choose another log-in name. I see another "Savannah" has beat me to the punch. Therefore, I shall have to use my other nom de plume ... Granny. I see a few names of my chickadees from other boards ... thanks, hugs and a kiss to Samson for telling me about this board! I look forward to being able to communicate with others once again!!

Welcome. Are you gonna show us some new wrinkles?

 

[Samson]

Welcome, but I'm not about to kiss Samson.

WTF?

After the dinner? The Movies?

You ingrateful slut.

That's weird!

Xsited1 kissed me.

In fact, he tried to slip me the tongue, but I rebuked him by holding a tight pucker to prevent penetration.

(But, I think that the tongue was more of an involuntary action because he sensed that I had just eaten peanuts and I think he was hungry.)

You got to First Base!!!!

NOW I'M REALLY PISSED OFF!!!

 

[noose4]

Hi Granny

 

[Granny]

Welcome Granny.
Do I know you?

I don't think so ... but maybe you will learn to like me.

 

[Granny]

Granny,

Pray tell dear lady but would you be of a Liberal viewpoint?

Not a chance. Am I still a dear lady?

 

[Samson]

Why don't you add an avatar: noose gave you one that looks realistic, but I also liked your old one.

 

[strollingbones]

welcome i do tiffany....how's about you?

 

[Granny]

welcome i do tiffany....how's about you?

If it's Tiffany - no, I don't do her; if it's Tiffany glass - yes, I work with stained glass.

Where in the Blue Ridge Mountains?

 

[Yukon]

...Am I still a dear lady?

Yes. Liberal women are hot and Conservative women are frigid.

 

[xsited1]

WTF?

After the dinner? The Movies?

You ingrateful slut.

That's weird!

Xsited1 kissed me.

In fact, he tried to slip me the tongue, but I rebuked him by holding a tight pucker to prevent penetration.

(But, I think that the tongue was more of an involuntary action because he sensed that I had just eaten peanuts and I think he was hungry.)

You got to First Base!!!!

NOW I'M REALLY PISSED OFF!!!

Nothing personal. If your name was Xamson rather than Samson, it would've worked. Us X-men gotta stick together.

 

[Ringel05]

...Am I still a dear lady?

Yes. Liberal women are hot and Conservative women are frigid.

Knowing your proclivity for altar boys how would you know?

 

[Granny]

...Am I still a dear lady?

Yes. Liberal women are hot and Conservative women are frigid.

Don't be so sure about that.

 

[rightwinger]

Welcome Granny...are you going to bake us cookies?

 

[Granny]

Welcome Granny...are you going to bake us cookies?

Well, I'm not much of a cookie baking Granny these days ... but I could always try again.

 

[asaratis]

Welcome, Granny.

Yever drink the stuff?

I kyna like to dip sea-gars in it when I kin.

 

[oki]

hey youre here too.

 

[Yukon]

Don't be so sure about that.

My, my now there's a paradox.......

 

[Maple]

*pop, dusts self off, makes grand entrance*

Alas, I've had to choose another log-in name. I see another "Savannah" has beat me to the punch. Therefore, I shall have to use my other nom de plume ... Granny. I see a few names of my chickadees from other boards ... thanks, hugs and a kiss to Samson for telling me about this board! I look forward to being able to communicate with others once again!!

Welcome.