We love our "Hot Wheels", but he's not even my first choice for the President of the New Republic of Texas. He does seem to make the party that likes to fuck kids melt down, bless his heart.
Shipping illegals to blue "sanctuary" shitholes is just brilliant. Closing the Texas border.....BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
BTW, still waiting for the drooling, stuttering fuck to declare war on us....