Going Rogue: An American Life

[xotoxi]

Wanna know why the Wasilla Chihuahua's book is going up so quickly in sales?

Liberals are having a nation-wide competition to count the grammatical errors in the book.

The over/under is 2,451 errors

 

[ABikerSailor]

I think it would be interesting to know just how much of this book was written by Palin..... or did she just dictate to her writer who was assigned the arduous task of trying to reform the words and sentence structure to make sense to a typical 5 year old?

Well......that's obviously the mental age of just about everyone in the GOP.

Gotta be able to relate to your audience.........

 

[Jay Canuck]

any bets that her parting words on the last page are "you betcha!"?

( and the only words in the book that are her own)

 

[ABikerSailor]

any bets that her parting words on the last page are "you betcha!"?

( and the only words in the book that are her own)

I'd be willing to bet that you're right!

"Do I regret being such a fuck up and a quitter? You Betcha!" - the Wasilla Chihuahua.

 

[Jay Canuck]

The Sad Effects of Conservative Constipation

Former Miss California Carrie Prejean, who got canned from her beauty queen job for not showing up to her contractual obligations, is writing a book.

It will be called “Still Standing" and it's due out in November.

"Still Standing," despite, we assume, those nasty winds that exposed her breasts during that photo shoot.

Wanna bet the book is about her being the victim of a liberal media that hates beautiful conservatives like her and tried to make her look really, really dumb? ​

looks like a bunch of people better learn how to read before November!

 

[Jay Canuck]

'We’re not interested in government fixes, we’re interested in freedom."
-- Sarah Palin, using that big brain God gave her, Link

 

[ABikerSailor]

Carrie Prejean is also considering a run for President or VP.

Palin/Prejean for 2012?

 

[Jay Canuck]

I don't know if the right is ready for a just ladies team....after all there would be no man to ask permission for things.

 

[Jay Canuck]

[SIZE=+1]Quotes[/SIZE] "Palin's new book is called 'Going Rogue' and critics say that it starts out okay, it get's really exciting and then confusing, and then the last 100 pages are blank. Oh, and it costs $25 but it has a $5,000 jacket."
-- Jimmy Fallon

 

[EriktheRed]

Real Time: Sarah Palin's Ghost Writer » Crooks and Liars Media

 

[NYcarbineer]

Palin is currently among the most conservative political voices in the country,!

Which alone assures that she'll never be president.

 

[NYcarbineer]

I smell Liberal fear.

The wingnut talking point that just won't die.

 

[Jay Canuck]

Todd Palin resigns from oil job The Associated Press

 

[Jay Canuck]

"Ann, I like you, but the woman is not coherent. She can't construct a sentence."
-- Joy Behar, to Ann Coulter who said Palin draws large crowds in part because of her coherence, Link

 

[NYcarbineer]

I hear she wanted to call her book 'Going Commando', until someone was kind enough to bring her up to speed.

 

[Dr.House]

[SIZE=+1]Was Jay Canuck's Recent Lobotomy Successful?[/SIZE]
Link: Jayslobotomy.com
Excerpt:
Eywitness testimony from sources inside the Jayboy Canuckstain estate claim that no, the lobotomy has only been partially completed. Sights of Jayboy roaming the Canuckstain compound in Libroidhackisburg, Manitoba wearing nothing but a cheesy moustache and drooling profusely have been documented and posted at the popular UnthinkingProgress website. Ariana Huffington herself has confirmed the recent unfortunate surgical results, but remains adamant that the procedure would have been sucessfull if he would have had it here in the United States under a public option healthcare package.

 

[Jay Canuck]

hey!......I don't have a moustache

 

[Dr.House]

hey!......I don't have a moustache

That's ok... You really don't have a brain either...

 

[Jay Canuck]

you know if you keep talking that way I might get my feelings hurt.....

 

[paperview]

you know if you keep talking that way I might get my feelings hurt.....

Fret not.

It's his way of saying he loves you.