Get a dog

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  1. DamnYankee
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    If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him, and never say its not quite as good as his mothers'
    ... . . then get a dog.

    If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,
    for as long and wherever you want ...
    .... . . then get a dog.

    If you want someone who will never touch the remote,
    doesn't care about football,
    and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies
    .... . . then get a dog.

    If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores
    ... . . then get a dog!

    If you want someone who never criticizes what you do,
    doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old,
    who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to,
    and loves you unconditionally,perpetually . .
    ... . . then get a dog.


    BUT, on the other hand . . ..
    If you want someone who will never come
    when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair
    all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only
    comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence
    is solely to ensure his happiness . . .








    ... . . then get a cat!

    Now be honest, you thought I was gonna' say... get a man, didn't you? :eusa_angel:
     
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    I love the jokes you post, thanks.
     
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    I happened to save a Maine Coon cat.

    Personality-wise, this cat is not like other cats.

    Come to think of it Squeeker minds me better than my apostate hound from hell does.
     
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    I rescued a long haired gray persian once, he was so lovey dovey to me, but anyone else he scratched the hell out of. I named him Ghost, mostly because whenever I went anywhere he was there, somewhere, and all I had to do was call him and he'd be in my arms ... LOL.
     
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    ooooooo finally i can start reading your threads...love the black font btw....

    i have two dogs...two cats...i most animals....i prefer their company to most humans
     
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    Dear Ms. Bones:

    I believe that you'll note, when I post, that my words are still posted in my preferred color, while the words of others are posted in black.

    It would be nice if you got over it and paid attention to the message(s).... But it won't hurt my feelings at all if you don't....

    Sincerely,
    Ms. AllBiz
     
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    Nope. I thought you were going to say...a woman.
     
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    Wow.... You need my reading glasses? <g>
    and acts as if your entire existence
    is solely to ensure his happiness . . .
     

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