Gay Lions hold Safari Park Orgy - Parents shocked

[Tommy Tainant]

Three lions had a gay orgy at a safari park

“We have been to the park before and they were really excited about seeing the lions, tigers and elephants close up again.

“We stopped on the track through the lions’ area and told the kids to look at the daddy lions who were literally just 30 feet away.

“Then it all kicked off with them mounting each other and getting very intimate and growly.

“Archie realised the daddies were up to something before we sped off.”

So there you have it. Nature cannot be denied.

 

[AvgGuyIA]

They need to be put down.

 

[TheOldSchool]

They need to be put down.

Inshallah

 

[xyz]

lol, using caps makes it look like an official organization

 

[Anathema]

So there you have it. Nature cannot be denied.

Denied, no. Eradicated, Yes.

 

[Coyote]

 

[Moonglow]

They need to be put down.

Can't you think of a good put down to belittle them?

 

[Tank]

Next is a sex change

 

[EvilCat Breath]

They were dominating one another. Spring is coming, which is mating season. Only ONE will be allowed to mate with the lionesses. The biggest, baddest and strongest. This is classic dominating behavior.

Or, when your dog humps your leg do you think it's love?

 

[Coyote]

They were dominating one another. Spring is coming, which is mating season. Only ONE will be allowed to mate with the lionesses. The biggest, baddest and strongest. This is classic dominating behavior.

Or, when your dog humps your leg do you think it's love?

It's confusion.

 

[RoshawnMarkwees]

Organized by Bert Lahr.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Three lions had a gay orgy at a safari park

“We have been to the park before and they were really excited about seeing the lions, tigers and elephants close up again.

“We stopped on the track through the lions’ area and told the kids to look at the daddy lions who were literally just 30 feet away.

“Then it all kicked off with them mounting each other and getting very intimate and growly.

“Archie realised the daddies were up to something before we sped off.”

So there you have it. Nature cannot be denied.

Don't you remember being ridiculed for gay lions once before? You were so sure you had one until National Geographic told you it was a maned female lion.

Comedy gold

 

[EvilCat Breath]

They were dominating one another. Spring is coming, which is mating season. Only ONE will be allowed to mate with the lionesses. The biggest, baddest and strongest. This is classic dominating behavior.

Or, when your dog humps your leg do you think it's love?

It's confusion.

Animals are NEVER confused.

An animal will engage in homosexual behavior during mating season and they are deprived of a suitable mate. They are not responding to a same sex attraction but to the overwhelming urge to mate. That's why a moose will try to mate with a car. They are not in love with the car, nor sexually attracted to the car. They are biologically driven to mate.

It is not mating season. It is the season in which the animals most suited to mate are selected by nature to be the strongest. If there were female lions instead of males, they might see the same thing. It's dominating behavior.

People, however, will never be as smart as the beasts.

 

[Coyote]

They were dominating one another. Spring is coming, which is mating season. Only ONE will be allowed to mate with the lionesses. The biggest, baddest and strongest. This is classic dominating behavior.

Or, when your dog humps your leg do you think it's love?

It's confusion.

Animals are NEVER confused.

An animal will engage in homosexual behavior during mating season and they are deprived of a suitable mate. They are not responding to a same sex attraction but to the overwhelming urge to mate. That's why a moose will try to mate with a car. They are not in love with the car, nor sexually attracted to the car. They are biologically driven to mate.

It is not mating season. It is the season in which the animals most suited to mate are selected by nature to be the strongest. If there were female lions instead of males, they might see the same thing. It's dominating behavior.

People, however, will never be as smart as the beasts.

Things like a dog humping isn't necessarily sexual. Neutered animals do it, females do it.

 

[AvgGuyIA]

They need to be put down.

Can't you think of a good put down to belittle them?

My concern is that these lions are not functioning as expected, are mentally ill and therefore are a danger to society.

 

[Tilly]

This is a “Current Event’?

 

[Moonglow]

They were dominating one another. Spring is coming, which is mating season. Only ONE will be allowed to mate with the lionesses. The biggest, baddest and strongest. This is classic dominating behavior.

Or, when your dog humps your leg do you think it's love?

It's confusion.

Animals are NEVER confused.

An animal will engage in homosexual behavior during mating season and they are deprived of a suitable mate. They are not responding to a same sex attraction but to the overwhelming urge to mate. That's why a moose will try to mate with a car. They are not in love with the car, nor sexually attracted to the car. They are biologically driven to mate.

It is not mating season. It is the season in which the animals most suited to mate are selected by nature to be the strongest. If there were female lions instead of males, they might see the same thing. It's dominating behavior.

People, however, will never be as smart as the beasts.

How parodically oxymoronic...

 

[Tommy Tainant]

“Their behaviour would happen in the wild as male lions live in coalitions together before they take over a pride of female lions.

“The males are basically deciding amongst themselves who is the most dominant before they start to engage with the females.

“It gives visitors a real wildlife experience,” she said.

Surely they could find a local fundie "man of God" to help drive out the demons from these dumb and lustful creatures ? Children were watching FFS !!

 

[Moonglow]

They need to be put down.

Can't you think of a good put down to belittle them?

My concern is that these lions are not functioning as expected, are mentally ill and therefore are a danger to society.

Because the don't think like a human?

 

[Silhouette]

humans are confused too.