Fun Survey/Question.OJ Set Free In October.What Would Be An Ideal Job For OJ Simpson?,Maybe Retail?

I have a few ideas. See if they fit:

  1. Personal body guard to the President.
  2. White House Press Secretary.
  3. Complaint Department at the local Walmart.
  4. Ann Coulter's Travel Agent.
  5. Gitmo Detainee Interrogator.
 
I have a few ideas. See if they fit:

  1. Personal body guard to the President.
  2. White House Press Secretary.
  3. Complaint Department at the local Walmart.
  4. Ann Coulter's Travel Agent.
  5. Gitmo Detainee Interrogator.
what about in charge of Maxine Waters daily make-up work?
 
:2up: As we all know by now, OJ will be set free,,,more like,,cut loose back to Florida come October. Well, he really needs to go back to work? Yes?
:eusa_snooty:
OK, maybe not. But just for fun, when you take into consideration what he did in the 90's and along with that Hotel Debacle where "OJ Just Wanted His Stuff Back",,what job would you love to see him in, or maybe a really bottom of the barrel job that would be a great punishment for his crimes. :rolleyes:
This one would be somewhat ideal for OJ.
Any major retailer, like the ones we see at the malls. And OJ can work the Kitchen Accessories section. Now think about, what kind of "Kitchen Tool" do all of us have to chop our vegetables?
Can you see yourself at Macys/JC Penny shopping for a few kitchen items, and OJ was there? what would you ask him? :laugh:

I heard he was going to open a handy man service in Sarasota.
Plumbing Repair? I really dont want to look at his butt

A peeping OJ.
Ford Salesman?,,,,,hey,,,i just may be in the market for a white SUV this Xmas

there you go, maybe he can get you a great deal and film you with a drone speeding up and down 75
 
I have a few ideas. See if they fit:

  1. Personal body guard to the President.
  2. White House Press Secretary.
  3. Complaint Department at the local Walmart.
  4. Ann Coulter's Travel Agent.
  5. Gitmo Detainee Interrogator.
what about in charge of Maxine Waters daily make-up work?

He could make her look like the joker.
what about her wigs,,,? what a pain that job would be keeping them all looking cool and then having to glue them to her head
 
I have a few ideas. See if they fit:

  1. Personal body guard to the President.
  2. White House Press Secretary.
  3. Complaint Department at the local Walmart.
  4. Ann Coulter's Travel Agent.
  5. Gitmo Detainee Interrogator.
what about in charge of Maxine Waters daily make-up work?

He could make her look like the joker.
what about her wigs,,,? what a pain that job would be keeping them all looking cool and then having to glue them to her head

Glue two at a time, one on the left side and one on the right.
 
I have a few ideas. See if they fit:

  1. Personal body guard to the President.
  2. White House Press Secretary.
  3. Complaint Department at the local Walmart.
  4. Ann Coulter's Travel Agent.
  5. Gitmo Detainee Interrogator.
what about in charge of Maxine Waters daily make-up work?

He could make her look like the joker.
what about her wigs,,,? what a pain that job would be keeping them all looking cool and then having to glue them to her head

Glue two at a time, one on the left side and one on the right.
why not fill in host for Jeopardy,,,,but just the episodes that deal with "Solved&Unsolved Murders".........you know that sooner or later, a contestant will say....."Who Is OJ Simpson" :laugh2:
 
:2up: As we all know by now, OJ will be set free,,,more like,,cut loose back to Florida come October. Well, he really needs to go back to work? Yes?
:eusa_snooty:
OK, maybe not. But just for fun, when you take into consideration what he did in the 90's and along with that Hotel Debacle where "OJ Just Wanted His Stuff Back",,what job would you love to see him in, or maybe a really bottom of the barrel job that would be a great punishment for his crimes. :rolleyes:
This one would be somewhat ideal for OJ.
Any major retailer, like the ones we see at the malls. And OJ can work the Kitchen Accessories section. Now think about, what kind of "Kitchen Tool" do all of us have to chop our vegetables?
Can you see yourself at Macys/JC Penny shopping for a few kitchen items, and OJ was there? what would you ask him? :laugh:

he gets a pension from the NFL. why would you think he is going to take a job? he's 70 years old.

or is it that because he's black he should be standing on his feet selling you crap?
He will receive $25000 per month, which cannot be garnished. He won't work again.
 
I heard his "pension" payments have grown to millions. If he works......2/3 goes to pay his victims $33mil award? I bet he won't work if victims garnish any pay.

Another fun poll would be: when does he violate parole? Or does he stay clean? He could always finish up his 33 year sentence.


OJ looked pretty healthy at the hearing.

Thus I think it very likely he violates his parole.
 
I heard his "pension" payments have grown to millions. If he works......2/3 goes to pay his victims $33mil award? I bet he won't work if victims garnish any pay.

Another fun poll would be: when does he violate parole? Or does he stay clean? He could always finish up his 33 year sentence.


OJ looked pretty healthy at the hearing.

Thus I think it very likely he violates his parole.

yeah, it's the whole black skin thing, right?

:cuckoo:
 
Can you see yourself at Macys/JC Penny shopping for a few kitchen items, and OJ was there? what would you ask him? :laugh:
My question is would anybody actually have it in them to give him a job anywhere? The goal is to attract customers, not make them take their business elsewhere.

God bless you always!!!

Holly
 

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