Freeligion

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    I'm starting a new religion... :5_1_12024:

    You don't have to believe what I'm about to say, to be part of this religion....

    But it will free your mind. Hopefully to the point that we can all get along again and make this world a better place.
     
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    Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"


    He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"


    He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"


    Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.

    -- Emo Phillips
     
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    ok fuck it, never mind. There's actually a clothing line for freeligion... :)

    Everybody has to make money...

    including Emo.
     
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    OK, i came up with a new name....

    Gorillagion

    It's an idea where we can follow the lifestyles of gorillas, in order to help ourselves find inner peace and happiness.
     
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    Gorillas have ugly wives ... you'll have to do better.

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    How about the way of the Guerilla?

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    I've decided I'm the God of your new religion. Bow down and accept your place.
     
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    Worst pickup line, EVAH.
     
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    Chimpanzeeism?

    I know I'm reaching, but dang, I need a name for it!

    Then I can make up the rest later...
     
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    Geez, I'm not getting anywhere here...:)

    How 'bout Lemurism!!!

    That's awesome! I love the name, and I can roll with that too...
     

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