Filing divorce counter-suit in LIBZ v. CONZ

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    We have reviewed your proposal entitled "Dear Liberals: I Want a Divorce!" and on advice of our legal counsel we must say "screw you and your horse" and instead present the following proposals:

    1. Your stated ownership of our nation's founding documents and national symbols is at odds with your past behavior and stated wish to live separately so CONZ will at once refrain from claims of ownership and instead disavow any relationship with the founding principals of our union.

    2. Take your precious money and go elsewhere.

    The LIBZ, hereafter called the "United States of America" or the "USA", does not need your financial support enough to warrant putting up with your incessant whining and political sabotage in future.

    If the CONZ, hereafter called "the whiners", feel that they are unwilling or incapable of fulfilling their social responsibility then they are invited to vacate the premises, otherwise the whiners are to invited to stay, live up to their social obligations and contribute to the national household in a constructive, meaningful way whereafter the invitation to GTFO will be withdrawn permanently.

    The USA considers the whiners to be our brothers and sisters, friends and co-workers and has no desire to see the whiners go but feel that a continued, intractable separation requires your permanent absence from the American household if you cannot bear proximity to the USA as a whole or contribute to the well being of the household.
     
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    Interesting.
     
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    What part, that he responded, or that he was inaccurate? lol
     
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    There's nothing inaccurate there as I am presenting my opinion that the whiners need to whine less, be a more positive presence in our country or get the hell out of the way if it sucks so bad here they are willing to repeat the civil war with tanks and nukes..
     
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    So you oppose the occupy movement now?
     
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    Have they had secession on their hardcore agenda? I must have missed that one. It's treason you know? It is clear that conservatives have given a lot of thought on the subject of rebellion and secession, certainly more than the left, why is the idea that conservatives could go off by themselves on a major chunk of US territory so attractive to these people? Move to Alabama, it's a place so republican that even the dirt is red, it's peachy there for scared, whiny white people.
     
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    I am beginning to think that the idea of separation is the only way to go with all of this. I grew up in NY so the idea of such a diverse place with contrary concerns being governed under a single legislative decision often was problematic. It is clear that the US is a very large country with vastly differing concerns and views. Some of those views have merrits and some of them are just social ignorance that they cannot shake.

    I would suggest a good division would be a few separate countries and auction off the externals for some quick cash. First you have the west coast which will consist of all the states bordering the pacific. Then there will be the northeast. This will include maryuland, DC, PA, Ohio, michigan, and all the other states up from there on the east coast. Then there will be the tobacco states GA, NC, SC, and VA. I would toss WV in there but their ass backwards redneck ways would probably make them better suited for the central areas. I would make Florida it's own country as it's mix of hostile northeast rejects and refugees from the gulf, along with high concentration of white trash and the elderly make it a realm of insanity that is best left on it's own. Then i guess we should split the middle of the country into a north and south half. This is just because of the differing concerns of the states that suffer a harsh winter to the states that suffer tornadoes and crippling heat waves. I would have included the southern and middle east coast in here, but they are much different than the other side of the Appliachians. Despite the fact people often lump them together due to their affinity for god, it is really much different in those states than it is in the middle of the country.

    It is clear we are not going to agree. I think separation would also provide a good development of new technologies. Forcing the oil loving states out would provide the northeast and west coast states to develop new and better energy technologies and transportation systems. Then the middle of the country can pump oil across their farmlands and frack the hell out of their states. Texas, NM, and arizona can all spend their money in a war with mexico. Whoever wants to can turn into a religious country and go to war with the other christian nations on who is right protestants or catholics. gays can get married, and the other countries can deny their marriage without the complicated problems of differing contract laws in different states under and umbrella of a federal government. The money making states no longer have to fund social programs for the idiot states.

    The jokes aside america is a very diverse country geographically with a number of differing concerns for the differing regions. It makes sense to separate the industrial parts from the agricultural parts. it makes sense to separate the socially conservative parts from the more liberal parts. There are too many vastly differing views and needs pulling us in all different directions so we barely get anywhere. About the only thing that really drove this country down the road of progression was it's desire to make war, and we cannot agree on that anymore.

    So yeah, i am for a divorce where we let the farmers fend for themselves without fucking shit up for the rest of the country. About the only thing I would say is we have to move the anime dubbing industry out of the fascist crazy hell hole of texas.
     
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    No talk of secession. They have just been advocating violent overthrow of the system since they started.

    And Treason has a very high threshold in this country for good reasons.

    And I know you wish we were scared of you so that we wouldnt stand up against the really evil stuff you guys do, but we aren't.
     
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    Interesting priorities.
     
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    I wonder what they'll be eating when those "horrible" FARMERS are "taken care of"? :lol::lol::lol::lol:
     

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