I confidently predict that birth rates among liberal couples will plunge during the latter part of 2019.
Not because of increasing rates of abortion though that would be probable were the current Snowflake House to lavish freebie abortions.
No, because President has liberal panties (both the male and female variety) so much in a twist that not a single sperm cell can survive. Tight, wadded panties produce hold in body heat to an extent that those little wigglers quietly die.
No sperm - no fertilization. But, of course, therefore no need for abortion. Not just childless but broken hearted.
Delicious.
Not because of increasing rates of abortion though that would be probable were the current Snowflake House to lavish freebie abortions.
No, because President has liberal panties (both the male and female variety) so much in a twist that not a single sperm cell can survive. Tight, wadded panties produce hold in body heat to an extent that those little wigglers quietly die.
No sperm - no fertilization. But, of course, therefore no need for abortion. Not just childless but broken hearted.
Delicious.