Female friend who agreed to treat me to dinner for my birthday on saturday just sent me a text and

[fbj]

Dear FBJ,
Sorry I upset you so much you had to take it to your favorite playpen The USMB. Since you insist on separate checks and sometimes demand I pay your way...I decided to text you that funds are tight and I cannot meet you. I would have called, but your snivels grate on my nerves and when you suck your snot up your nose while whining, I barf a little bit in my mouth having to listen to it. Fear not...next birthday, you will finally be 14!

Maybe another time. Lets do a raincheck, shall we? (text sarcasm)

Yours truly,
Bitch That Refuses To Support Your Sorry Ass

Can u put a passion mark on my dick for me birthday?

I'll brand your dick for your birthday if you want. You have to hold it, though. All I'm touching is the branding iron.

All I have is "Bar B" I hope that's ok. My fire and branding iron are ready.

Faggots are not allowed in my apt

Page 7 of the lease

 

[Marion Morrison]

Dear FBJ,
Sorry I upset you so much you had to take it to your favorite playpen The USMB. Since you insist on separate checks and sometimes demand I pay your way...I decided to text you that funds are tight and I cannot meet you. I would have called, but your snivels grate on my nerves and when you suck your snot up your nose while whining, I barf a little bit in my mouth having to listen to it. Fear not...next birthday, you will finally be 14!

Maybe another time. Lets do a raincheck, shall we? (text sarcasm)

Yours truly,
Bitch That Refuses To Support Your Sorry Ass

Can u put a passion mark on my dick for me birthday?

I'll brand your dick for your birthday if you want. You have to hold it, though. All I'm touching is the branding iron.

All I have is "Bar B" I hope that's ok. My fire and branding iron are ready.

Faggots are not allowed in my apt

Page 7 of the lease

I'm not a faggot. You're just scared.

 

[Marion Morrison]

Dear FBJ,
Sorry I upset you so much you had to take it to your favorite playpen The USMB. Since you insist on separate checks and sometimes demand I pay your way...I decided to text you that funds are tight and I cannot meet you. I would have called, but your snivels grate on my nerves and when you suck your snot up your nose while whining, I barf a little bit in my mouth having to listen to it. Fear not...next birthday, you will finally be 14!

Maybe another time. Lets do a raincheck, shall we? (text sarcasm)

Yours truly,
Bitch That Refuses To Support Your Sorry Ass

You heartless bitch..

Think I may go to the Oriental Massage place

Treat Yo'self! Sounds like a solid plan, except, you gotta eat too.

 

[BULLDOG]

damn, that sucks bro. You ain't got no family?

Yes but for some reason the family didn't do the birthday treat this year for no one so I was glad I had a backup plan.

So now I have to pretend I have plans for saturday night

They're tired of you too?

 

[Jimmy_Chitwood]

cancelled lol

Bitch talking about her finances are tight right now. So now I have to take myself out on saturday but not sure where. I would have taken it a lot better if she had called me so I may not be talking to her for a while. But I refused to sit in the house in my underwear on saturday night and will be out somewhere

Do you remind her playing your rusty trombone is free?

 

[S.J.]

Tell her since she's broke you'll take a blow job instead of dinner.

I always want that over a stupid meal.

I was expecting both

For the same price???

 

[fbj]

cancelled lol

Bitch talking about her finances are tight right now. So now I have to take myself out on saturday but not sure where. I would have taken it a lot better if she had called me so I may not be talking to her for a while. But I refused to sit in the house in my underwear on saturday night and will be out somewhere

Do you remind her playing your rusty trombone is free?

She is done now

 

[Gracie]

damn, that sucks bro. You ain't got no family?

Yes but for some reason the family didn't do the birthday treat this year for no one so I was glad I had a backup plan.

So now I have to pretend I have plans for saturday night

Dear Son,
We are sorry we are not available to help you celebrate your 14th birthday. Dad has to work and I have volunteering at the local church that day, plus we know you will ask for money again and we just cannot do it at this time. I would have called, but your voice hitches and you make this awful noise with your nose when you begin to cry and I just don't have time to coddle you. Happy birthday, dear.
Mom and Dad.
P.S. Do try to keep this most recent job. No money can be sent to pay your rent now. You must grow up, dear.

 

[Gracie]

Dear FBJ,
Sorry I upset you so much you had to take it to your favorite playpen The USMB. Since you insist on separate checks and sometimes demand I pay your way...I decided to text you that funds are tight and I cannot meet you. I would have called, but your snivels grate on my nerves and when you suck your snot up your nose while whining, I barf a little bit in my mouth having to listen to it. Fear not...next birthday, you will finally be 14!

Maybe another time. Lets do a raincheck, shall we? (text sarcasm)

Yours truly,
Bitch That Refuses To Support Your Sorry Ass

You heartless bitch..

Think I may go to the Oriental Massage place

TMI, Tyrone.

what's wrong with a oriental woman massaging my upper back with her toes????

Because she wants to be PAID, plus you leave snot tracks all over her massage table when you get into your WOE IS ME tales?

 

[HereWeGoAgain]

Dear FBJ,
Sorry I upset you so much you had to take it to your favorite playpen The USMB. Since you insist on separate checks and sometimes demand I pay your way...I decided to text you that funds are tight and I cannot meet you. I would have called, but your snivels grate on my nerves and when you suck your snot up your nose while whining, I barf a little bit in my mouth having to listen to it. Fear not...next birthday, you will finally be 14!

Maybe another time. Lets do a raincheck, shall we? (text sarcasm)

Yours truly,
Bitch That Refuses To Support Your Sorry Ass

Nicely Done!!!!

 

[Gracie]

Every time he starts a new thread with a whinefest, everyone should respond via whomever he is bitching about..which is usually a woman.

 

[blastoff]

Dear FBJ,
Sorry I upset you so much you had to take it to your favorite playpen The USMB. Since you insist on separate checks and sometimes demand I pay your way...I decided to text you that funds are tight and I cannot meet you. I would have called, but your snivels grate on my nerves and when you suck your snot up your nose while whining, I barf a little bit in my mouth having to listen to it. Fear not...next birthday, you will finally be 14!

Maybe another time. Lets do a raincheck, shall we? (text sarcasm)

Yours truly,
Bitch That Refuses To Support Your Sorry Ass

You heartless bitch..

Think I may go to the Oriental Massage place

TMI, Tyrone.

what's wrong with a oriental woman massaging my upper back with her toes????

Because the Oriental bitches want to be known as Asian bitches.

 

[Skull Pilot]

At some point you have to realize that it's not the women, it's you.

 

[Jimmy_Chitwood]

cancelled lol

Bitch talking about her finances are tight right now. So now I have to take myself out on saturday but not sure where. I would have taken it a lot better if she had called me so I may not be talking to her for a while. But I refused to sit in the house in my underwear on saturday night and will be out somewhere

Remind her that it doesn't cost anything to let you eat her out?

 

[JOSweetHeart]

cancelled lol

Bitch talking about her finances are tight right now. So now I have to take myself out on saturday but not sure where. I would have taken it a lot better if she had called me so I may not be talking to her for a while. But I refused to sit in the house in my underwear on saturday night and will be out somewhere

Is your birthday tomorrow or next Saturday?

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. My birthday is next Saturday. I'll be 36.

 

[fbj]

damn, that sucks bro. You ain't got no family?

Yes but for some reason the family didn't do the birthday treat this year for no one so I was glad I had a backup plan.

So now I have to pretend I have plans for saturday night

Dear Son,
We are sorry we are not available to help you celebrate your 14th birthday. Dad has to work and I have volunteering at the local church that day, plus we know you will ask for money again and we just cannot do it at this time. I would have called, but your voice hitches and you make this awful noise with your nose when you begin to cry and I just don't have time to coddle you. Happy birthday, dear.
Mom and Dad.
P.S. Do try to keep this most recent job. No money can be sent to pay your rent now. You must grow up, dear.

I need some creative adult fun

 

[fbj]

Every time he starts a new thread with a whinefest, everyone should respond via whomever he is bitching about..which is usually a woman.

Gracie poo take me to DINNER

 

[fbj]

cancelled lol

Bitch talking about her finances are tight right now. So now I have to take myself out on saturday but not sure where. I would have taken it a lot better if she had called me so I may not be talking to her for a while. But I refused to sit in the house in my underwear on saturday night and will be out somewhere

Remind her that it doesn't cost anything to let you eat her out?

I dont like her like that, if i did that it would change things

 

[fbj]

cancelled lol

Bitch talking about her finances are tight right now. So now I have to take myself out on saturday but not sure where. I would have taken it a lot better if she had called me so I may not be talking to her for a while. But I refused to sit in the house in my underwear on saturday night and will be out somewhere

Is your birthday tomorrow or next Saturday?

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. My birthday is next Saturday. I'll be 36.

It's today and of course the first birthday text comes from my annoying ass mother

 

[Gracie]

cancelled lol

Bitch talking about her finances are tight right now. So now I have to take myself out on saturday but not sure where. I would have taken it a lot better if she had called me so I may not be talking to her for a while. But I refused to sit in the house in my underwear on saturday night and will be out somewhere

Is your birthday tomorrow or next Saturday?

God bless you always!!!

Holly

P.S. My birthday is next Saturday. I'll be 36.

It's today and of course the first birthday text comes from my annoying ass mother

OK...that DID make me laugh. LOL