e tu tu toy?

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    "Lasciate Ongni Speranza Voi Che Entrate!"

    Deep in the woods
    I came upon
    A tiny crevice

    And entered
    A deep ravine.
    There I heard

    The howling of
    Human souls in
    The most agonizing

    Tones I have ever
    Heard, so I inquired
    And I stepped in...

    The rock
    Behind me shut
    It's opening quickly like

    Molten lava flying
    And instantly became
    Solid with no hope of escape.

    Suddenly I heard
    A tiny squeaky
    Effeminate voice

    Calling out! Pbel!
    Pbel! I am little Toy
    Soldier!

    I am to act
    As your guide trough
    This ZioNazi Hell!

    Pbel, I am told
    By my Master to
    Confess to all our ZioNazi sins

    To you against the Palestinians
    And bring you face
    To face

    With death and dishonor.


    I couldn't believe my eyes,
    There stood a Toy soldier
    Dressed in a pink

    Tutu…Why are
    You dressed like that
    I Inquired?

    Since I must obey
    My Master's command
    I will answer

    You truthfully.
    I was a pedophile
    In life

    And my role
    In ZioNazi Hell
    Is to service all

    The Child molesters
    Dressed in this
    Childish

    Form forever. I will
    Guide you to
    Their lair

    And you will
    See Brawny, very
    Horny,

    My biggest tormentor,
    For you shall see them all
    The perverts, sodomites and

    The masturbator,
    For those are the wishes
    Of my ZioNazi Master

    In this ZioNazi hell!

    II

    With a lot of trepidation
    I followed little pink tutu toy soldier
    Through the smoky ruins with no elation...

    "Do not worry Pbel"
    As we walked by each fiery boulder,
    "Nothing can hurt you in this ZioNazi hell...

    For this is a spirit world
    And cannot hurt you of flesh,
    Only ZioNazi's here are hurled

    Through fire their teeth they smash,
    Each in their-own circle
    Paying for their crimes in this clash"

    We headed down
    In a circular motion
    Following the Tutu clown...

    We passed much commotion
    With agonized spirits in a frown,
    And I tried to keep my own emotion

    Steady and not give
    Any indication of unreasonable fear,
    So I followed footprints of this little queer.

    Suddenly I heard singing
    From a lower level of this hell...
    The shrieking sound my ears were ringing:

    "No one can see my face
    No one can sense this bitter soul mine…

    Though I walk down the street, smile and I greet...
    No one can see and No one sense my ZioNazi Crime!"

    Who is that? Floating in that fire
    I asked my pink tutu-ed toy soldier?
    Do not be afraid Sire,

    Just follow behind my shoulder...
    For that is Aaviva
    A former Nazi performer,

    Who used poor Polish
    Workers as slave labor to this day...
    Hides her face because, its not dollish,

    Its very wrinkled and the color of clay!

    As We left this
    Circle of fire
    And went deeper

    Into the earth,
    The TuTu-ed toy soldier
    continued our tour...

    "He continued by
    Saying: Baba Yaga as
    Aaviva was

    Also known to suck
    The lifeblood out of Palestinian children
    With bullets

    Rather than fighting with Water!

    So, we continued into
    The next Circle
    Of hell

    Just then: we entered
    A Circle called "Plastic City!"
    The repose of souls

    On ice and fire,
    So let's sit back and
    Watch some scenes of Plastic

    Hopes and dreams
    Of dreams in turmoil and
    Desire: of human beings on

    Fire...of fingers
    Snapping up their tune
    of lonely faces and

    Screeching cries, that always permeate this room!

    Where are we, I asked the Pink TuTu-ed
    Toy Soldier? "We are
    In the lair

    Of Multiple Lives
    A Miami
    Guitarist known as

    Fred...

    He is my ZioNazi
    Lover, said Toy." In
    Embarrassment..."

    Why were you
    Paired with him I asked
    The Pink TuTu-ed

    Toy soldier? "I am
    A member of his band
    I play the ukulele and we

    Used to
    Tiptoe through
    The tulip gardens together...

    As you can
    See all members of
    This Circle are Queer,

    Please, let's move on to the next circle my dear...


    III


    As we rounded
    Past the lair of Multiple Lives
    We could hear

    The screaming
    Cries of the father of
    Mohammed al Dura murdered

    By the Israeli
    Defense forces with
    Bullets and torn bloody

    From his arms...
    Behind the guns I
    Could see

    The scums Aurora along
    With the Insurance Lawyer
    Pulling the triggers

    In delight...

    Why is this scene
    Being played over and over
    On these jagged walls

    Like a giant screen?
    The Pink TuTu-ed Toy soldier
    Replied: "We are moving down into

    The lowest level of our ZioNazi Hell
    And this horrible scene
    Is to prepare us

    For one
    Of the most horrific
    Sinners in this

    place...

    And we are all ashamed! "
    I could hear the shrieking
    Horrid sound along with the clanking

    Of metal rolling and crunching
    And screams again, again!
    It was BubbazMom being

    Run over by a Bulldozer, blood
    Splatting, flesh splitting
    But she arose completely

    Whole and then the Dozer would
    Repeat running her over
    In time, like a metronome!

    As we moved closer
    I could see a child crying
    So I asked:

    What goes on TuTu soldier?

    "BubbazMom had
    No sympathy
    For Rachel

    Corrie's Mom,

    And said Rachel deserved
    To Die
    But even Our ZioNazi Master

    Was not evil enough
    To put Bubba
    Under the Dozer

    To make the punishment
    Fit the crime
    It is Bubba who watches his mother die,

    Over and over!

    As we turned
    Into a very narrow
    Circle the pink

    TuTu-ed toy soldier
    Declared: I can go no further
    Because you are about

    To meet my Master
    And none of the ZioNazis
    Here have met or seen his face

    For it is forbidden.
    You can not talk just keep walking
    And you will be in the woods

    Again...

    So alone, I turned
    Towards the last circle
    Of this hell

    And there I felt
    The presence of
    The evil ZioNazi Master...

    And I could not
    Believe my eyes
    It was

    Adolph Hitler smiling
    And waving as though as
    He was the ringmaster in this

    Evil Circus...He had Sniffer clutched
    In one hand and Rafipoe
    in the other...

    Twisting snarling, he pointed towards
    The light and I gratefully
    Nodded and finally exited this

    Hell...

    " E quindi uscimo, a rivedir le stelle! "
     
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    You have to forgive Phillip. He thinks this nonsense of his is so brilliant that he has been posting it for years and years and years. It was originally for a poster with the screen name of Toy Soldier, and it has been years since Toy Soldier last posted. Give it a rest, Phillip, or you will look like some asino pazzo.
     
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    By the way, asino pazzo means crazy jackass or donkey.
     
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    Et Tu Moron? If you have a daytime job, which I seriously doubt, don't quit it.
     
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    And you being a Hossfly would surely be under my tail as you are now.
     
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    pump.......I mean bump
     
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    Here's some really cool poetry........



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    It doesn't take a degree in Psychology to figure out that someone is loco en la cabeza when he has to save nonsensical posts for years and years and then periodically to drag up these nonsensical posts once again.


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