My Dog is White, and on the way to the groomer's yesterday, we (yes, me and the dog) discussed the possibility that he may like to be dyed green this year as part of St. Patrick's Day Festivities. He seemed ambivalent, but I'm certain he wouldn't mind. At any rate, it gave me a subject to discuss with hawt-chick groomers, who, despite their own wide variety of piercings and tattoos, solomnly warned me (in hushed tones) that I was suggesting ..........something, that was......ILLEGAL!!!! WTF? I asked them if they were kidding? Nope. They claimed that Boulder City Ordinance specifically prohibited the dyeing of Chickens and Rabbits, and all animals in general. Then I noticed that one particularly pierced pixie was beconning me into the Kibbles Isle. Nervously glancing toward the window (before the Boulder Cops could catch us?), she whispered that if I was really interested, she "knew a friend" that would do the deed using Green, Sugar Free Coolaid. She then emphasised the need for a SUGAR FREE product. I wondered what had happened to the Sugar Coated Dog, but she hurried away before I could ask. Has anyone had simliar issues?