Drumroll...the I WANT THIS thread.

[BDBoop]

Taylor.... *sigh*

But, would she have ME?

Of course! But then she'd write a song about what a jerk you were.

 

[SmedlyButler]

No Diabetics Allowed

Well, once in a while.

 

[Indofred]

I want this body.

So do I, but I suspect we have different reasons.
Mine involves a nun's habit, a washing machine on fast spin and a carrot.

 

[Esmeralda]

I want this body.

So do I, but I suspect we have different reasons.
Mine involves a nun's habit, a washing machine on fast spin and a carrot.

A carrot?

 

[Esmeralda]

Taylor.... *sigh*

But, would she have ME?

If you live in the US, you have a much higher chance of dating Taylor Swift than you do of dying from Bird Flu.

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[Spiderman]

 

[Mr. H.]

Why did that tree decide to grow THERE?

 

[bodecea]

Taylor.... *sigh*

But, would she have ME?

Of course! But then she'd write a song about what a jerk you were.

That IS the down side.

 

[bodecea]

Love as long as it has electricity and the internet.

 

[bodecea]

Eventually for us....still using one carboy....want to go to kegs soon....

 

[Wyld Kard]

I want this hot tub.....

.......and this woman in it!

 

[Mertex]

Mine?

Oh no, you don't........I called him first....

 

[BDBoop]

Mine?

Oh no, you don't........I called him first....

Lies!! When did you call him? I was before that.

 

[Mr. H.]

Taylor.... *sigh*

But, would she have ME?

Of course! But then she'd write a song about what a jerk you were.

That IS the down side.

But, I would shower her with low-fat popcorn and the occasional trip to Dairy Queen.

What women could resist that?

 

[Votto]

I want this hot tub.....

.......and this woman in it!

You have no choice but to solute that.

 

[Gracie]

I would like to have that hot tub but you can have the woman.

 

[Gracie]

Hey. I don't know if I want this hot tub, but it's a damn good idea!

No soup for you!

 

[Gracie]

Actually..I want this hot tub. Thanks in advance.

 

[Indofred]

My needs are simple so I would, at least for the moment, be happy with this.

500 lumen of LED projector to replace my old one with.

I could use it to watch hot porn with a lovely blonde lady whilst soaking in a hot tub.

 

[Indofred]

I also want these four cute ladies.
I see it this way, no matter how old my wife may get, looking at this will make me see how lucky I am.