Driving Through KY, TN and GA to Florida

That's too much, the MAGA whores are half of that, and are free if you wear that stupid red hat.
You know who is the epitome of a Floridian woman? Go look up Britney Spears on Instagram. Watch her look crazy into the camera as she dances. Is she pretty? Sure. Is she also gross? Absolutely. That's Floridian women. Hot white trailor trash, uneducated mess. But skinny and tan. Showing off way too much skin.

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I always stop south of Savannah. Lots of motels, most of which provide "free" breakfast. Then you are 4-5 hours from Tampa.
First stop Lexington, KY. Then Valdosta, GA then Ft Lauderdale. Should be 75 degrees.
 
We have guns, gators, hurricanes, bugs, snakes, Republicans, laws against being woke and no state income tax here in Florida. Best you Moon Bats stay out.
I remember last year I was glad to be home. A lot of things to bite my dog in Florida. But the weather here in Michigan sucks. So I’ll spend all of black history month in Florida spreading the good word And pissing in your pools. I’m also driving two asylum seekers back. The ones you shipped up north? They’re coming back. You should build a wall.

Or make those toll booths check points.
 
What’s that?

There’s a gas station but it’s the biggest I’ve ever seen. Has showers and tv for truckers. Can’t remember the name. What is that?
They also have a great deli with the best brisket sandwiches ever... its like a truckers paradise...lol
 
What’s the name? Why is Stuckys popping into my head?
Buc-ee's was founded by co-founders Don Wasek and Arch “Beaver” Aplin; with Aplin making the name “Buc-ee's” by combining his own childhood nickname and that of his dog, “Buck;” along with the Ipana toothpaste's animated mascot,
 
I thought you were too scared to travel in the south.
Last year the only place I felt unsafe was in Georgia. I thought you guys had your colored sunder control? Three cars pulled up a fight broke out middle of the night I thought gun shots were going to start but I got the hell out of there.

Then got a nail in my tire. Thank god I have tire protection and made it to a hotel.
 
Buc-ee's was founded by co-founders Don Wasek and Arch “Beaver” Aplin; with Aplin making the name “Buc-ee's” by combining his own childhood nickname and that of his dog, “Buck;” along with the Ipana toothpaste's animated mascot,
That must be I. Richmond kentucky. Thanks!
 
I remember last year I was glad to be home. A lot of things to bite my dog in Florida. But the weather here in Michigan sucks. So I’ll spend all of black history month in Florida spreading the good word And pissing in your pools. I’m also driving two asylum seekers back. The ones you shipped up north? They’re coming back. You should build a wall.

Or make those toll booths check points.
Believe me we would like to build a wall to keep the Moon Bats out.

My solution to the Moon Bat problem?

Close the border of Florida. Make all Yankees, Snowbirds, Illegals, idiotic Libtards and Welfare Negroes leave the state.

Close the border to everyone that could not prove that their ancestors fought for the Confederacy.

Revert back to an agriculture economy. Reinstate the KKK to provide security.

Florida would be a paradise once again.
 
If you hear banjos playing in the country, you know you are in the vicinity of the local LGBTQ+ community in the south. Depending on whether this is something you are interested in, you can move on or stop for it.

I’d like to do some waterfall tours in Virginia.
 
What’s that?

There’s a gas station but it’s the biggest I’ve ever seen. Has showers and tv for truckers. Can’t remember the name. What is that?
They have great jerky....but their candy sucks. (Except for what they make there)

I really advise staying out of there except for the cheap gas. (Usually ten cents cheaper per gallon) You end up staying way too long and spending money on junk you really don't need.
 
Believe me we would like to build a wall to keep the Moon Bats out.

My solution to the Moon Bat problem?

Close the border of Florida. Make all Yankees, Snowbirds, Illegals, idiotic Libtards and Welfare Negroes leave the state.

Close the border to everyone that could not prove that their ancestors fought for the Confederacy.

Revert back to an agriculture economy. Reinstate the KKK to provide security.

Florida would be a paradise once again.

Yankees like Trump? You want them to leave? Remember how much you guys hated New Yorkers? Now you worship one. And he's certainly no Christians, yet you worship him.

Dude, Florida is only great because of snowbirds and yanks. And Socialists from around the world coming to vacation in Florida this time of year.

If it weren't for us, Florida would turn back into a swamp.
 
They have great jerky....but their candy sucks. (Except for what they make there)

I really advise staying out of there except for the cheap gas. (Usually ten cents cheaper per gallon) You end up staying way too long and spending money on junk you really don't need.
Do they allow dogs inside? I usually don't stay anywhere too long I have doggy waiting in the car.
 

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