Drinking with a New Hampshire girl

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    A Mexican, an Arab,

    and a New Hampshire girl are

    in the same bar.

    When the Mexican

    finishes his beer,

    he throws his glass

    in the air, pulls out

    his pistol, and shoots

    the glass to pieces.

    He says, 'In Mexico ,

    our glasses are so

    cheap we don't need

    to drink with the same one twice.'

    The Arab, obviously

    impressed by this,

    drinks non-alcohol beer

    (cuz he's a muslim!),

    throws it into the

    air, pulls out his

    AK-47, and shoots

    the glass to pieces.

    He says, 'In the

    Arab World, we have

    so much sand to make

    glasses that we don't

    need to drink with

    the same one twice either.'

    The New Hampshire girl,

    cool as a cucumber,

    picks up her beer,

    downs it in one gulp,

    throws the glass into

    the air, whips out her

    45, and shoots the

    Mexican and the Arab.

    Catching her glass,

    setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill,

    she says,

    'In New Hampshire ,

    we have so many

    illegal aliens that

    we don't have to

    drink with the same ones twice.'



    God Bless New Hampshire
     
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