Finally, someone's cleared this up

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    For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian Embassy in Washington , DC , has recently revealed the true story.

    When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he's won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab or a motel in America . If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones and provide us with technical support.
     
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    Bad, bad froggy....*Laughs till I spit coffee on the pc screen*.
     
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    Does that apply to pasties as well ?
     
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    Speaking on behalf of thinking liberals, that was racist as hell and funny, too.

    Good people the Indians, I've known here in the USA.

    Hard working and smart.
     
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    That's funny as hell.
    I always thought it was a horn button...........push here for a blow.
     
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