Dr Fauci says it is safe to watch YouTube now that Rand Paul suspended!

[DrLove]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a new health advisory, the nation’s leading epidemiologist, Dr. Anthony Fauci, said that it is “perfectly safe” for Americans to watch YouTube, following news that Senator Rand Paul had been suspended from the platform.​

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“In the past, I’ve warned about the health consequences of listening to Rand Paul,” he said. “People experience headaches and nausea. Sometimes, they feel like their brain cells are actually leaking straight out of their ears. That’s why I’ve consistently urged people to limit their exposure to this guy.”​

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Fauci said that, given Paul’s suspension from the site, previous health advisories regarding YouTube “no longer apply.”​

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“I think that this would be an excellent time for every American to enjoy YouTube,” he said. “Watch some funny cat videos, or maybe some kooky skateboard stunts that went awry. Rand Paul’s suspended for only seven days, so watch as much YouTube as you can while it’s still safe.”​

Fauci Says It Is Safe to Watch YouTube Now That Rand Paul Has Been Suspended

“Watch as much YouTube as you can while it’s still safe,” the epidemiologist said.

www.newyorker.com

 

[wamose]

Fauci is scared shitless of Rand because Rand busted him for perjury.

 

[rightwinger]

Fauci is scared shitless of Rand because Rand busted him for perjury.

Fauci called Paul a lying fuk who does not know what he is talking about.

Paul proves it every day

 

[Likkmee]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a new health advisory, the nation’s leading epidemiologist, Dr. Anthony Fauci, said that it is “perfectly safe” for Americans to watch YouTube, following news that Senator Rand Paul had been suspended from the platform.​

​

“In the past, I’ve warned about the health consequences of listening to Rand Paul,” he said. “People experience headaches and nausea. Sometimes, they feel like their brain cells are actually leaking straight out of their ears. That’s why I’ve consistently urged people to limit their exposure to this guy.”​

​

Fauci said that, given Paul’s suspension from the site, previous health advisories regarding YouTube “no longer apply.”​

​

“I think that this would be an excellent time for every American to enjoy YouTube,” he said. “Watch some funny cat videos, or maybe some kooky skateboard stunts that went awry. Rand Paul’s suspended for only seven days, so watch as much YouTube as you can while it’s still safe.”​

Fauci Says It Is Safe to Watch YouTube Now That Rand Paul Has Been Suspended

“Watch as much YouTube as you can while it’s still safe,” the epidemiologist said.

www.newyorker.com

Falsee should have had an accident long ago.The guy is a complete asshole.
I'd stick a 12 ga in my mouth and immediately pull the trigger after an asteroid leveled DC as a self sacrifice to God for saving this dump from it's only real enemy. The Great Shitstain Inc/nlc(no liablility corporation)

 

[badger2]

We’re exposing Fau Chi more in depth on another thread. Catholic puppet Fau Chi gets the COVID-19 mutation backwards at timepoint 6

 

[badger2]

Timepoint 6:45