Do you want me to turn this car back around and go home?

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    And other nuggets our parents said.


    What "Gems" do you use on your kids that your parents used on you?
     
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    Terry Shut the $%$ Up!

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    I brought you into this world and I can take you out. LOL
     
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    Luissa Annoying Customer Supporting Member

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    I count like my mom did!
    My parents were big and making my brother's and sister's walk when they were fighting in the car.
     
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    Terry Shut the $%$ Up!

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    Gee. I always heard "Don't MAKE me turn this car around."

    My favorite to use on kids who complain how hard life is? "You're young. You'll bounce back." or "Tape and aspirin to it, and walk it off."
     
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    Don't make me give you something to cry about.
     
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    necritan Liberals are retarded

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    I like to tell them that they both used to live in my balls......it really helps ground them in reality.
     
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    I usually tell my son to walk it off, if it isn't bad but he is pretty good about not crying about the small stuff.
    He did just throw himself on th ground and right onto a toy so now he has nice egg on his forehead.
    I did tell them afterwords, " Teach you not to throw yourself on the floor."
     
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    I tell the 14 yo that anything she's thinking about doing, wanting to do, has done, or dreams about doing has been done by mom, and she WILL get caught!


    Of course, I had a big sister that corrupted me! ;)
     
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