One day Johnny and Phillip were playing outside and using foul language. A jehovah's witness came up to them and asked them if they knew Jesus. When Phillip said no, the witness said that he should and that God was everywhere all the time so he would always hear the bad words they were saying. Phillip asked the man if God was over in those damn bushes? The witness said ofcourse he is he is everywhere. Johnny asked the man if God was over in the shitty car? The witness said yes. Phillip then asked the man if God was in Johnny's F***IN basement? The witness said yes again. Johnny said F***IN LIAR, I AIN"T GOT A DAMN BASEMENT!!