Dinner Conversation Gone Wrong...

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    DINNER CONVERSATION GONE WRONG...



    >> WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
    >> HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
    >>
    >> WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
    >> HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
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    >> WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
    >> HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
    >>
    >> WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
    >> HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
    >>
    >> WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
    >> HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
    >>
    >> WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
    >> HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
    >>
    >> WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?
    >> HUSBAND: "I guess so."
    >>
    >> WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
    >> HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
    >>
    >> WIFE: - - - silence - - -
    >>
    >> HUSBAND: "S -- t."
     

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