Feminists Warn Young Girls Against Marrying Rich, Muscular Football Stars Who Love Them And Take Care Of All Their Needs And Praise Them In Speeches

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Feminists Warn Young Girls Against Marrying Rich, Muscular Football Stars Who Love Them And Take Care Of All Their Needs And Praise Them In Speeches
LIFESTYLE·May 21, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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KANSAS CITY, KS — In the wake of Harrison Butker's recent commencement speech encouraging college graduates to get married and start a family, feminists around the nation are cautioning young girls not to marry wealthy, successful Super Bowl champions like Butker.

"Can you imagine how terrible it would be to marry a ripped, non-feminist football star who loves you so much he gets choked up every time he honors you in a speech?" activist Margery Strecker exclaimed in a Tik-Tok short aimed at 13-year-old girls. "Imagine if you married a guy like that and he started sacrificially loving you and honoring you while taking care of your every need forever! It would be like The Handmaid's Tale all over again!"

"Harrison Butker is disgusting!" Jane Davis (@38yroldsngle) commented on X (formerly Twitter). "Young girls should avoid men like that at all costs and instead pursue corporate careers in the big city while going to clubs and sleeping with losers they meet on dating apps every weekend until they turn 38! Think of your careers, ladies!"

While Butker was unavailable for comment, sources close to the 3-time Super Bowl Champion claim that he was busy getting ready to surprise his wife with a romantic dinner after an afternoon spent throwing around a football with his son.

At publishing time, all of the nation's girls were busy ignoring the feminists while replacing their Tim Tebow posters with framed Harrison Butker jerseys

 

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Women don't need muscular men anymore, they need a nerd to fix their laptop.

 

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The FemiNazi Hate Movement, the one that replaced original feminism decades ago, cares about one and only one thing = power. It wants all left wing incompetent hateful women in charge. If you do not support that, you are accused of "hate." It supported things like female bodybuilding. That took many innocent women and pushed them to take steroids. A decade later, those women lost their female looks and faces completely. The FemiNazi Hate Movement harmed women, and never apologized. It never does. The FemiNazi Hate Movement does more harm to actual women than any other movement on Earth.

 

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The FemiNazi Hate Movement, the one that replaced original feminism decades ago, cares about one and only one thing = power. It wants all left wing incompetent hateful women in charge. If you do not support that, you are accused of "hate." It supported things like female bodybuilding. That took many innocent women and pushed them to take steroids. A decade later, those women lost their female looks and faces completely. The FemiNazi Hate Movement harmed women, and never apologized. It never does. The FemiNazi Hate Movement does more harm to actual women than any other movement on Earth.

The Leftist strategy is to target marginalized and oppressed people, then virtue signal about caring for them, but only with the goal of getting them to vote for Leftists.

It their "support" for the marginalized cannot translate into support for their political party in some way, they have no interest in it.

That is because people don't matter, only power matters.

 

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The Leftist strategy is to target marginalized and oppressed people, then virtue signal about caring for them, but only with the goal of getting them to vote for Leftists.

It their "support" for the marginalized cannot translate into support for their political party in some way, they have no interest in it.

That is because people don't matter, only power matters.

It is the truth of all of their "movements."

"Environmentalists" who believe Co2 FRAUD do NOTHING to help the actual environment, but instead insist on wasting trillions $$ on nothing

"Civil Rights Leaders" do nothing to help black Americans, but get rich and rewarded with Senate seats and token appointments for selling out and endlessly race baiting.

"Feminists" push women into self mutilation, and then have no compassion for the innocent victims of their advice

LBTQ alphabet mafia justifies the use of hormones and puberty blockers that do nothing but harm those who take them.