Describe the 2016 presidential field in both parties

[Grover]

How would you describe the following potential presidential candidates:
Democrats:
Hillary Clinton
Jim Webb
Bernie Sanders
Elizabeth Warren
Martin O'Malley
Joe Biden
Andrew Cuomo
Jerry Brown

Republicans:
Jeb Bush
Chris Christie
Marco Rubio
Mitt Romney
Bobby Jindal
Newt Gingrich
Sarah Palin
Scott Walker
John Kasich
Mike Pence
Rick Snyder
Carly Fiorina
Ted Cruz
Rand Paul
George Pataki
Rudy Giuliani

 

[SwimExpert]

In this corner, we have a bunch of idiots.

And in this corner, we have another bunch of idiots.

And in the peanut gallery, we have a bunch of people who start counting their chickens waaaay too early.

 

[Statistikhengst]

In the Democratic field, there is one name that soars above all others, in every single poll vis-a-vis the Democration nomination for 2016:

Hillary Clinton

And in the GOP field, it is wide open, as it usually is for the party out of power in the WH. Right now, Romney and Bush, J. are the flavors of the month. 4 months ago, it was Paul. Four months before that, Christie. Hell, in one state poll, Carson wins the nomination (Pennsylvania).

And of the 253 polls with over 860 matchups, Hillary vs. GOP field of assorted names, Hillary is mopping the floor with her prospective opponents, in national polling and in state polling in the battlegrounds where it matters: Ohio, Virginia, Florida, Pennsylvania.