A little guy is sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large,
trouble-making biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink and
gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as the little guy
bursts into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, " I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy.
"I`m a complete failure. I was late to a meeting, and my Boss fired me.
When I went to the car park, I found my car stolen and I don't have any
insurance, I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife
in bed with the neighbour and then my dog bit me. So I came to
this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all ... I buy a drink,
drop the capsule in it and while I sit here watching the poison dissolve;
a smart arse like you shows up and drinks the whole fucking lot!"
trouble-making biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink and
gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as the little guy
bursts into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, " I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy.
"I`m a complete failure. I was late to a meeting, and my Boss fired me.
When I went to the car park, I found my car stolen and I don't have any
insurance, I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife
in bed with the neighbour and then my dog bit me. So I came to
this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all ... I buy a drink,
drop the capsule in it and while I sit here watching the poison dissolve;
a smart arse like you shows up and drinks the whole fucking lot!"
