Discussion in 'Humor' started by Colin, Aug 24, 2010.

  1. Colin

    Colin Gold Member

    Aug 11, 2009
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    A little guy is sitting at the bar staring at his drink when a large,
    trouble-making biker steps up next to him, grabs his drink and
    gulps it down in one swig.

    "Well, whatcha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as the little guy
    bursts into tears.

    "Come on, man," the biker says, " I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."

    "This is the worst day of my life," says the little guy.

    "I`m a complete failure. I was late to a meeting, and my Boss fired me.
    When I went to the car park, I found my car stolen and I don't have any
    insurance, I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife
    in bed with the neighbour and then my dog bit me. So I came to
    this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all ... I buy a drink,
    drop the capsule in it and while I sit here watching the poison dissolve;
    a smart arse like you shows up and drinks the whole fucking lot!"

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