Democrat sues god

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    BBC NEWS | Americas | Legal case against God dismissed

    The democrats, hard at work making the US a safe place.
     
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    okay! that does it. I can't take anymore.. I gotta go to bed.. Nite god. Glad you didn't have to get an attorney.. :)
     
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    Because one person filing suit represented "democrats"? lol....

    Was pretty funny, though. The judge said he was going to dismiss the case because the papers were never served on G-d.

    The plaintiff's argument was, heck...he's everywhere and knows this case is going on".

    I thought it was pretty clever... but it was right to toss it.
     
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    People suing God is as absurd as Sunstein's lunatic notion that animals can sue people.
     
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    I hear that GOD has damn fine representation...
     
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    I wouldn't fuck with Gabriel for nuthin.
     
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    Especially when he is Christopher Walken!

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06YE_KsedfQ]YouTube - Funny Gabriel - Christopher Walken[/ame]
     
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    How the fuck do these people get into positions like a State Senator?:confused:
     
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    wow some people are just nuts
     

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