Dear John:

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    Dear John,

    Well John, I did all I could for you. Too bad we didn't do a better job on those documents. Sorry man.
    Dan Rather


    Dearest John,
    Matt and I did our best. So sorry it wasn't enough.
    Katie Couric


    Dear John,
    Well thanks a lot. If you'd have done a little better I might have won and still be minority leader.
    Tom Daschle


    Dear John,
    Did my best for you. Sorry I couldn't do more, heart surgery and all, you know. I trust we'll have your support for Hillary next time around.
    Bill Clinton


    Dear John,
    You idiot. Now I'm in real deep doodoo.
    Osama


    Dear John,
    I made that movie for you and you still blew it.
    Michael Moore


    Dear John,
    If you guys don't start doing better, I may have to make good on my promises and leave the country for real.
    Barbara Striesland


    Dear John,
    I knew I should have gotten more talking points from you. (Be sure to dodge Senator Zell Miller). I sure tried my very best for you.
    Chris Matthews


    Dear John,
    You big dummy. My first husband wouldn't have f-----d up like that. And I'm getting rid of that stupid hyphenated last name.
    Teresa Heinz
     
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    Dear John,

    You owe me twelve million bucks, you f'ing loser!

    George Soros



    Dear John,

    Nice try. Now that it's over, maybe we can go out on a double date.
    You drive.

    Ted Kennedy



    Dear John

    Hyyyyyeeeaaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhhh!!!!

    Howard Dean




    Dear John,

    Missed you at the protest meeting.

    Jane Fonda





    Dear John,

    I found a medal on the White House lawn.
    Is it one of your's?

    George Bush
     
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    Dear John:

    Why the long face?

    Mr. Ed
     
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    Dear John,
    Thanks for the memories.
    Swift boat vets.
     
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    :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

    Damn, those were good. MM & CSM - two thumbs up to you both for those. You too, Jeff.


    :thup: :thup:
     
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    Dear John,
    Just because we won't see each other as often (windsailing takes away from actual work), doesn't mean we can't still be together. I miss you. Hope to see you soon.

    Love,

    John Edwards
    (your little Eddy)
     

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