- Sep 22, 2013
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I like how comic book art speaks to a pedestrian fascination with civics fortunes and vigilantism-daydreams.
Will this art form become more popular during the capitalism-subjective reign of the Trump Administration?
Perhaps I'm being subjective...
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DEADPOOL: Did you hear the Raiders (NFL) are moving to Vegas?
FRIEND: Are you a fan of sports?
DEADPOOL: I'm Shiva the god of death.
FRIEND: Do you like modern media (TV, Internet, etc.)?
DEADPOOL: I'm not opposed to global coverage of global events.
FRIEND: What about censorship?
DEADPOOL: Hey, free-speech enables me to say, "God is a gambler."
FRIEND: You'd like the Al Pacino movie The Merchant of Venice.
DEADPOOL: Ya know, in some ways I'm the opposite of Shylock (I'm a mercenary!).
FRIEND: Is there honor among thieves?
DEADPOOL: It's all about rebelliousness.
FRIEND: I bet President Trump really likes you...
Deadpool headed to the Kentucky Derby to check out this year's exciting entry --- a young hotshot race-horse named Lucky Charm. Deadpool had reason to believe a terrorist action was being planned at Churchill Downs (the Kentucky arena where the Derby takes place every year). Deadpool went to Lucky Charm's stable and noticed all the news-reporters. One journalist turned to the vigilante and asked, "Why has the famous mercenary landed on Churchill Downs?" to which Deadpool replied, "I suspect the general 'charmingness' of the Derby might draw out some kind of giant albino monster."
Deadpool was right. As the race began and crowds cheered with their gambling-tickets, Deadpool noticed someone descending from above in a parachute (carrying a machine-gun and megaphone!). The race concluded first (and Lucky Charm won!) and the mysterious parachuting stranger touched down on the track and used his megaphone to say to the crowd, "You lucky affluents have gambled while the homeless in America went starving for Christmas!" Deadpool realized this 'philosopher' was obviously frustrated with the Derby's celebration of gambling and roses.
Deadpool ran up to the stranger and dodged every bullet but a few which hit his right thigh (but healed quikly) and wrestled him to the ground and tied him up and put a gag in his mouth. He then picked up the megaphone and said to the crowd, "No worries my good Derby fans! Your favorite vigilante-hero (Deadpool) has proven that American pride is stronger than the loony cries of a random terrorist!" The police carried of the parachuting-fanatic off to jail, and Deadpool collected his prize-money (having bet wisely on Lucky Charm). He then took a photo with Lucky Charm for his wallet.
Deadpool was interviewed by TIME magazine. The interviewer asked him several questions about the ethics of gambling, the rationale-justification of the Kentucky Derby terrorist (now referred to in the press as 'The Parachuting Man'), and the general morale of America as it was impacted by the reign of a capitalism-subjective Trump Administration. Deadpool was shy at first (given that he knew he was a mercenary primarily), but he wanted to do the 'patriotic deed' for the good people of the USA. What Deadpool did not realize was that this interview would prompt a new psycho (a former Vegas-casino employee) to begin stalking him in the name of The Parachuting Man.
INTERVIEWER: Do you like the film Bugsy (Warren Beatty)?
DEADPOOL: Bugsy was a Vegas-hotshot. I'm simply a mercenary.
INTERVIEWER: Are you a fan of Facebook?
DEADPOOL: I like photography and photojournalism and high school yearbooks...so...yes!
INTERVIEWER: What do you think of The Parachuting Man?
DEADPOOL: He was obviously not a fan of Warren Beatty.
INTERVIEWER: No. Are you a fan of the Trump Administration?
DEADPOOL: I was a huge fan of Trump Taj Mahal...so...yes!
INTERVIEWER: The people at Churchill Downs were very grateful for your deed.
DEADPOOL: You can say I bailed them out of a tight 'rich-man's hellmouth.'
INTERVIEWER: Do you support the Derby?
DEADPOOL: If the horses are happy, then gamble away...
INTERVIEWER: Do you think sports-gambling is ethical?
DEADPOOL: I don't endorse steroids...only the Fountain of Youth.
INTERVIEWER: What about people who gamble their fortunes down the toilet?
DEADPOOL: That's between them and God (or the Devil).
INTERVIEWER: Thank you for this photo of you and Lucky Charm.
DEADPOOL: It's a great upload for Facebook, no?
INTERVIEWER: You bet.
DEADPOOL: Remember to brush your teeth in Vegas!
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Will this art form become more popular during the capitalism-subjective reign of the Trump Administration?
Perhaps I'm being subjective...
====
DEADPOOL: Did you hear the Raiders (NFL) are moving to Vegas?
FRIEND: Are you a fan of sports?
DEADPOOL: I'm Shiva the god of death.
FRIEND: Do you like modern media (TV, Internet, etc.)?
DEADPOOL: I'm not opposed to global coverage of global events.
FRIEND: What about censorship?
DEADPOOL: Hey, free-speech enables me to say, "God is a gambler."
FRIEND: You'd like the Al Pacino movie The Merchant of Venice.
DEADPOOL: Ya know, in some ways I'm the opposite of Shylock (I'm a mercenary!).
FRIEND: Is there honor among thieves?
DEADPOOL: It's all about rebelliousness.
FRIEND: I bet President Trump really likes you...
Deadpool headed to the Kentucky Derby to check out this year's exciting entry --- a young hotshot race-horse named Lucky Charm. Deadpool had reason to believe a terrorist action was being planned at Churchill Downs (the Kentucky arena where the Derby takes place every year). Deadpool went to Lucky Charm's stable and noticed all the news-reporters. One journalist turned to the vigilante and asked, "Why has the famous mercenary landed on Churchill Downs?" to which Deadpool replied, "I suspect the general 'charmingness' of the Derby might draw out some kind of giant albino monster."
Deadpool was right. As the race began and crowds cheered with their gambling-tickets, Deadpool noticed someone descending from above in a parachute (carrying a machine-gun and megaphone!). The race concluded first (and Lucky Charm won!) and the mysterious parachuting stranger touched down on the track and used his megaphone to say to the crowd, "You lucky affluents have gambled while the homeless in America went starving for Christmas!" Deadpool realized this 'philosopher' was obviously frustrated with the Derby's celebration of gambling and roses.
Deadpool ran up to the stranger and dodged every bullet but a few which hit his right thigh (but healed quikly) and wrestled him to the ground and tied him up and put a gag in his mouth. He then picked up the megaphone and said to the crowd, "No worries my good Derby fans! Your favorite vigilante-hero (Deadpool) has proven that American pride is stronger than the loony cries of a random terrorist!" The police carried of the parachuting-fanatic off to jail, and Deadpool collected his prize-money (having bet wisely on Lucky Charm). He then took a photo with Lucky Charm for his wallet.
Deadpool was interviewed by TIME magazine. The interviewer asked him several questions about the ethics of gambling, the rationale-justification of the Kentucky Derby terrorist (now referred to in the press as 'The Parachuting Man'), and the general morale of America as it was impacted by the reign of a capitalism-subjective Trump Administration. Deadpool was shy at first (given that he knew he was a mercenary primarily), but he wanted to do the 'patriotic deed' for the good people of the USA. What Deadpool did not realize was that this interview would prompt a new psycho (a former Vegas-casino employee) to begin stalking him in the name of The Parachuting Man.
INTERVIEWER: Do you like the film Bugsy (Warren Beatty)?
DEADPOOL: Bugsy was a Vegas-hotshot. I'm simply a mercenary.
INTERVIEWER: Are you a fan of Facebook?
DEADPOOL: I like photography and photojournalism and high school yearbooks...so...yes!
INTERVIEWER: What do you think of The Parachuting Man?
DEADPOOL: He was obviously not a fan of Warren Beatty.
INTERVIEWER: No. Are you a fan of the Trump Administration?
DEADPOOL: I was a huge fan of Trump Taj Mahal...so...yes!
INTERVIEWER: The people at Churchill Downs were very grateful for your deed.
DEADPOOL: You can say I bailed them out of a tight 'rich-man's hellmouth.'
INTERVIEWER: Do you support the Derby?
DEADPOOL: If the horses are happy, then gamble away...
INTERVIEWER: Do you think sports-gambling is ethical?
DEADPOOL: I don't endorse steroids...only the Fountain of Youth.
INTERVIEWER: What about people who gamble their fortunes down the toilet?
DEADPOOL: That's between them and God (or the Devil).
INTERVIEWER: Thank you for this photo of you and Lucky Charm.
DEADPOOL: It's a great upload for Facebook, no?
INTERVIEWER: You bet.
DEADPOOL: Remember to brush your teeth in Vegas!
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