DC-Area Pharmacies All Out of Stimulants

[Votto]

DC-Area Pharmacies All Out Of Stimulants
POLITICS·Mar 8, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Pharmacies in the DC area are reporting a shortage of stimulant drugs following Biden's State of the Union Address last night.
"Yeah, some guys that looked like Secret Service came in here late afternoon and bought up everything we had," said Dr. Fran Boggins, who runs Capitol Drugs near the National Mall. "I told them we couldn't sell that much to one person but he flashed his badge and said it was for 'official government business.' Weird."
Over two dozen other locations in the area reported shortages of Dexedrine, Adderall, Ritalin, and several others. "We're not sure what's driving demand right now," said another pharmacist. "It could be weeks before we're restocked."

At publishing time, all the cocaine dealers in the area had reported similar shortages.

 

[Rambunctious]

I i ii iii thought they were skittles....
Joe Biden...

 

[mamooth]

DC-Area Pharmacies All Out Of Stimulants

Nah.

It's butthurt cream they're short of.

Votto and his buds bought it all.

Get used to it, loser. The butthurt, that is. Biden is going to keep whupping your fascist butts, while never losing his calm smile.

 

[Votto]

Nah.

It's butthurt cream they're short of.

Votto and his buds bought it all.

Get used to it, loser. The butthurt, that is. Biden is going to keep whupping your fascist butts, while never losing his calm smile.

Why are those on the Left always preoccupied with dirty ass?

 

[TroglocratsRdumb]

DC-Area Pharmacies All Out Of Stimulants
POLITICS·Mar 8, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
Click here to view this article with reduced ads.

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Pharmacies in the DC area are reporting a shortage of stimulant drugs following Biden's State of the Union Address last night.
"Yeah, some guys that looked like Secret Service came in here late afternoon and bought up everything we had," said Dr. Fran Boggins, who runs Capitol Drugs near the National Mall. "I told them we couldn't sell that much to one person but he flashed his badge and said it was for 'official government business.' Weird."
Over two dozen other locations in the area reported shortages of Dexedrine, Adderall, Ritalin, and several others. "We're not sure what's driving demand right now," said another pharmacist. "It could be weeks before we're restocked."

At publishing time, all the cocaine dealers in the area had reported similar shortages.

Wow Joe is really wired!