~Crisco~

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    There was an old gal wandering around the supermarket
    calling out, "Crisco, Cri-i-i-i sssssssco!"

    Soon a store clerk approached. "Ma'am, the Crisco is in aisle D."

    The old lady replied, "Oh, I'm not looking for the cooking
    stuff, I am calling my husband."

    "Your husband's name is Crisco?"

    The old woman answered, "Oh, no, no, no. I only call him that
    when we're out in public."

    "Well, what do you call him when you are at home?"

    "Lard ass."
     

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