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    Dabs ~Unpredictable~

    May 13, 2011
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    An Irishman's been drinking at a pub all night.
    The bartender finally says that the bar is
    closing. So the Irishman stands up to leave and
    falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more
    time, same result. He figures he'll crawl outside
    and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober
    him up. Once outside he stands up and falls flat
    on his face. So he decides to crawl the 4 blocks
    to his home and when he arrives at the door he
    stands up and falls flat on his face. He crawls
    through the door into his bedroom. When he reaches
    his bed he tries one more time to stand up. This
    time he manages to pull himself upright but he
    quickly falls right into bed and is sound asleep
    as soon as his head hits the pillow.
    He awakens the next morning to his wife standing
    over him shouting at him. "So, ya've been out
    drinking again!!"
    "What makes you say that?" he asks as he puts on
    an innocent look.
    "The pub called, ya left yer wheelchair there

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