Covfefe

[MaryL]

Trump got roasted but royalty over a botched tweet title. ONCE. But BIDEN? Here we go:

 

[Hang on Sloopy]

Trump got roasted but royalty over a botched tweet title. ONCE. But BIDEN? Here we go:

i can't wait to see what this dirty old perverts brain will be like in 12 mos....lolol

 

[JGalt]

i can't wait to see what this dirty old perverts brain will be like in 12 mos....lolol

His brains are mush. Probably the consistency of Cream of Wheat or Malt-O-Meal by now. What few synapses are firing are only keeping him breathing and upright.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

Idiot's brain is oatmeal

 

[MarathonMike]

i can't wait to see what this dirty old perverts brain will be like in 12 mos....lolol

His brain is basically tapioca pudding at this point. That's why he can't walk correctly.

 

[MarathonMike]

Idiot's brain is oatmeal

I swear I didn't read yours before I wrote mine! lol

 

[Dont Taz Me Bro]

And Cult 45 wants to walk him right back into office for four more years that he probably won't even live through.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

I swear I didn't read yours before I wrote mine! lol

You have to wonder why this continues.

 

[1srelluc]

 

[easyt65]

Trump got roasted but royalty over a botched tweet title. ONCE. But BIDEN? Here we go:

Making fun of mentally handicapped people in this way is despicable...

 

[Esdraelon]

We're supposed to believe he has his finger on the button. I get a chill just thinking about that. I wonder who is really in charge of that decision? Rice, Obama, Jarret?

 

[JGalt]

His brain is basically tapioca pudding at this point. That's why he can't walk correctly.

Puddin' head Joe.

I asked ChatGPT to please write a short song about a guy named "Pudding Head Joe." A guy who just couldn't seem to do anything right.

(Verse 1) There once was a man named Pudding Head Joe No matter what he tried, he'd stumble and he'd blow From tying his shoelaces to making a cup of tea Pudding Head Joe, oh, what a calamity

(Chorus) Pudding Head Joe, oh, he couldn't get it right Tripping over his own feet, causing a hilarious sight But deep down, there's a heart that's true Pudding Head Joe, we're cheering for you

(Verse 2) He'd lose his keys, his wallet, and his phone Couldn't tell a hammer from a microphone No matter the task, he'd find a way to mess Pudding Head Joe, oh, what a comical distress

(Chorus) Pudding Head Joe, oh, he couldn't get it right Tripping over his own feet, causing a hilarious sight But deep down, there's a heart that's true Pudding Head Joe, we're cheering for you

(Bridge) But in his failures, there's a lesson to be learned To laugh at ourselves when we're slightly spurned Pudding Head Joe, a reminder to embrace our flaws And find the beauty in life's little hiccups and guffaws

(Verse 3) Though he stumbled and fumbled through each day Pudding Head Joe never let his spirit sway With a smile on his face, he'd try again anew Pudding Head Joe, we admire your perseverance too

(Chorus) Pudding Head Joe, oh, he couldn't get it right Tripping over his own feet, causing a hilarious sight But deep down, there's a heart that's true Pudding Head Joe, we're cheering for you

(Outro) So let's celebrate Pudding Head Joe's missteps and falls For in his clumsy nature, he reminds us to stand tall Pudding Head Joe, you may not be perfect, it's true But your spirit and resilience shine brightly through

 

[MaryL]

Biden had 2 brain aneurysms that required surgery. In 2020. Trump? Not so much.

 

[SassyIrishLass]

I'm noticing demo quacks are..."nothing to see here"

 

[JGalt]

(Verse 1)
In a world of chaos, there was Pudding Head Joe
A string of misfortunes, a disastrous show
His mind like Cream of Wheat, a swirling mess
Unintentionally leading us to a distress

(Chorus)
Pudding Head Joe, lost in a tragic tale
His mistakes like Malt-O-Meal, the end set to prevail
But deep within his heart, there's a glimmer of remorse
Pudding Head Joe, we hope for a different course

(Verse 2)
With every stumble, the consequences grew
A path of destruction, caused by what he'd do
Unaware of the power he held in his hands
Pudding Head Joe, unwittingly changing life's sands

(Chorus)
Pudding Head Joe, a tragic twist of fate
His mistakes like Malt-O-Meal, sealing our world's state
But deep within his heart, there's a glimmer of remorse
Pudding Head Joe, we hope for a different course

(Bridge)
In this devastation, we mourn what we've lost
The cost of incompetence, our planet's exhaust
Let's learn from this tale, a cautionary cry
To prevent such disasters, together we'll try

(Verse 3)
Though the end is near, we'll remember our past
And the lessons we've learned, for they'll forever last
Pudding Head Joe, a symbol of our own flaws
A reminder to act, with wisdom as our cause

(Chorus)
Pudding Head Joe, a tragic twist of fate
His mistakes like Malt-O-Meal, sealing our world's state
But deep within his heart, there's a glimmer of remorse
Pudding Head Joe, we hope for a different course

(Outro)
As we face our final moments, hand in hand
Let's cherish the love, united we'll stand
For in the darkness, there's still room for hope
Pudding Head Joe, a reminder to cope

 

[JGalt]

(Verse 1)
In a world forgotten, there lived Pudding Head Joe
His mind in disarray, a tragic tale of woe
His thoughts like Cream of Wheat, a muddled stew
Unintentionally leading us to a destiny so true

(Chorus)
Pudding Head Joe, a symbol of our fall
His mistakes like Malt-O-Meal, the end's haunting call
But even in the darkness, a glimmer of remorse
Pudding Head Joe, we'll remember your course

(Verse 2)
With every misstep, the world crumbled apart
A cascade of errors, igniting the flame of war's start
Unaware of the chaos he'd unintentionally sow
Pudding Head Joe, humanity's final blow

(Chorus)
Pudding Head Joe, a tragic tale unfolds
His mistakes like Malt-O-Meal, the truth it holds
But even in the darkness, a glimmer of remorse
Pudding Head Joe, we'll remember your course

(Bridge)
As the dust settles, silence embraces the land
Gone are the creatures, the touch of human hand
Only cockroaches remain, survivors in this plight
Witnesses to the aftermath, a somber sight

(Verse 3)
Pudding Head Joe, a cautionary tale we tell
Of incompetence and failure, a tragic spell
Though the world has crumbled, we won't forget
The lessons learned from this eternal sunset

(Chorus)
Pudding Head Joe, a memory we'll retain
His mistakes like Malt-O-Meal, etched in our pain
But even in the darkness, a glimmer of remorse
Pudding Head Joe, we'll remember your course

(Outro)
In the echoes of emptiness, we find strength anew
To rebuild, to remember, to strive for what is true
Pudding Head Joe, a symbol of our flawed race
May we learn from your tale, with humility and grace

 

[MisterBeale]

And Cult 45 wants to walk him right back into office for four more years that he probably won't even live through.

 

[John Edgar Slow Horses]

Never will anything match Covfefe.

 

[dblack]

It kind of blows me away, but it looks like we're gonna get Cap'n Droolcup vs Sideshow Donny.

Because those are the only "viable" candidates. Wake the fuck up.

 

[John Edgar Slow Horses]

Because those are the only "viable" candidates.

We are so stupid. Only voting libertarian would be more stupid.