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I think someone already did. Multiple times.
We can't all be as pretty as youI mean, I can. But....
No one will ever be as gorgeous as me. That's why I chose this avatar, to get your attention.
We can't all be as pretty as you
No one will ever be as gorgeous as me. That's why I chose this avatar, to get your attention.
And you got it. I have been trying to figure out who that is.
No way that's Noomi Rapace.
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I was watching a movie in my apartment one time in Reno, and I started hearing this loud noise of people, then it hit that it was moaning and loud talk. It was a neighbor in ANOTHER BUILDING across the back yard of the apartments. They had their window wide open as if they were PROUD of how LOUD they were when they were fucking. I was NOT impressed, so I hollered as loud as I could from my back porch... "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PEOPLE, YOU KNOW HALF THE GODDAMN APARTMENT COMPLEX HAS TO LISTEN YOU TO ASSHOLES FUCK?! CLOSE YOUR GODDAMN WINDOW!" It ceased, very abruptly.
No one will ever be as gorgeous as me. That's why I chose this avatar, to get your attention.
And you got it. I have been trying to figure out who that is.
No way that's Noomi Rapace.
.
The first one was. This one is Lana Parrilla.
Seriously, and when you see them, you will laugh, because these people are freaks.
He reckons his girlfriend wants sex all the time, and that they do it five times a week for up to seven hours at a time. Gee, he must have a lot of Viagra lying around...
Anyway, the neighbours complain because they keep screaming and moaning and swearing during their sexcapades. He isn't happy because he says he should be allowed to have sex in his own home...
A SOUTH Australian couple may be the first to be charged with offences under the Environmental Protection Act - as a direct result of their noisy sex.
Jessica Angel and Colin MacKenzie are madly in love. The only problem is, their whole neighbourhood knows it, too.
After repeated complaints about their passionate but noisy love-making, police have been forced to step in to give their neighbours some peace and quiet.
The couple from Adelaide's Black Forest suburb are believed to be the first in South Australia to be charged with offences under the Environmental Protection Act - as a direct result of their noisy sex and could face up to a $4000 fine.
Read more: South Australian couple Jessica Angel and Colin MacKenzie charged over noisy sex | News.com.au
Seriously, you can have sex and not to be noisy. There is no need at all to scream that loudly, I don't care how good it is.
Seriously, and when you see them, you will laugh, because these people are freaks.
He reckons his girlfriend wants sex all the time, and that they do it five times a week for up to seven hours at a time. Gee, he must have a lot of Viagra lying around...
Anyway, the neighbours complain because they keep screaming and moaning and swearing during their sexcapades. He isn't happy because he says he should be allowed to have sex in his own home...
A SOUTH Australian couple may be the first to be charged with offences under the Environmental Protection Act - as a direct result of their noisy sex.
Jessica Angel and Colin MacKenzie are madly in love. The only problem is, their whole neighbourhood knows it, too.
After repeated complaints about their passionate but noisy love-making, police have been forced to step in to give their neighbours some peace and quiet.
The couple from Adelaide's Black Forest suburb are believed to be the first in South Australia to be charged with offences under the Environmental Protection Act - as a direct result of their noisy sex and could face up to a $4000 fine.
Read more: South Australian couple Jessica Angel and Colin MacKenzie charged over noisy sex | News.com.au
Seriously, you can have sex and not to be noisy. There is no need at all to scream that loudly, I don't care how good it is.
Back in scouts, I had to be about 17, and there was a couple a few sites down (we were in a state park). It sounded like a water buffalo trying to strangle a cat and lasted for like 30 minutes. All the older guys were laughing their asses off.
The dads had a tough time explaining what it was to the weabalos though.
I suspect they resumed where they had left off. I was watching a movie in my apartment one time in Reno, and I started hearing this loud noise of people, then it hit that it was moaning and loud talk. It was a neighbor in ANOTHER BUILDING across the back yard of the apartments. They had their window wide open as if they were PROUD of how LOUD they were when they were fucking. I was NOT impressed, so I hollered as loud as I could from my back porch... "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PEOPLE, YOU KNOW HALF THE GODDAMN APARTMENT COMPLEX HAS TO LISTEN YOU TO ASSHOLES FUCK?! CLOSE YOUR GODDAMN WINDOW!" It ceased, very abruptly.
I think some people are aware that others can hear them, but they are loud anyway. It must add to the thrill or something.
The couple should go live in timber country where there are lots of trees to buffer the noise. They obviously enjoy the audal experience and their quiet neighbors don't.
They're probably not bad people, but they just need more space than others do to have a good time and enjoy life.
The forest has a way of teaching respect for silence.
Good fences and good earplugs make good neighbors sometimes.The couple should go live in timber country where there are lots of trees to buffer the noise. They obviously enjoy the audal experience and their quiet neighbors don't.
They're probably not bad people, but they just need more space than others do to have a good time and enjoy life.
The forest has a way of teaching respect for silence.
Becki, that is the best positive spin possibly afforded to these two.
You know me. I'm all for freedom, and freedom sometimes has a price. The great thing about living in the Equality state was if people made too much noise and it bothered you, all you had to do was hop in the car and head out to the ranch. Not more than 5 or 6 cars a day would pass, You could go out and find yourself a cratered hill if you really wanted to not listen to anyone else, but you might have to hear a coupla antelopes bark at you, which is okay, because 5 seconds later, they were outta there.
The couple should go live in timber country where there are lots of trees to buffer the noise. They obviously enjoy the audal experience and their quiet neighbors don't.
They're probably not bad people, but they just need more space than others do to have a good time and enjoy life.
The forest has a way of teaching respect for silence.
Seriously, and when you see them, you will laugh, because these people are freaks.
He reckons his girlfriend wants sex all the time, and that they do it five times a week for up to seven hours at a time. Gee, he must have a lot of Viagra lying around...
Anyway, the neighbours complain because they keep screaming and moaning and swearing during their sexcapades. He isn't happy because he says he should be allowed to have sex in his own home...
Seriously, you can have sex and not to be noisy. There is no need at all to scream that loudly, I don't care how good it is.
Back in scouts, I had to be about 17, and there was a couple a few sites down (we were in a state park). It sounded like a water buffalo trying to strangle a cat and lasted for like 30 minutes. All the older guys were laughing their asses off.
The dads had a tough time explaining what it was to the weabalos though.
LOL! Saw something similar a while back...two newlyweds traveling in a pop-up tent trailer were in a hurry setting up and the reason was pretty obvious. They did fine...up until physics took over a few hours later, after forgetting to support the rear of the trailer. It tipped with them in the rear bunk, they got dumped on the ground. He was on the ground gasping (she had landed on & knocked the wind out of him)...she nonchalantly stood up, walked around to the door, went inside the trailer, and came out carrying a pair of swim trunks and a sundress. She put on the sundress, he put on the swim trunks, he fully stabilized their camper while she re-secured the tent end that had opend up, and they went back inside. She went in before he did, and immediately after she did, the sundress sailed out the door!
Quiet sex is only fun if your parents are in the next room.
Lasted sixteen years and counting so far for Liz and me!
Quiet sex is only fun if your parents are in the next room.
Or...... your kids are in the next room
Damn it if my 11 yr old didnt walk in on us the other day too....!!! Holy Shit that was embarrassing
(thought the door was locked)
