Couple Charged Over Noisy Sex

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    Seriously, and when you see them, you will laugh, because these people are freaks.
    He reckons his girlfriend wants sex all the time, and that they do it five times a week for up to seven hours at a time. Gee, he must have a lot of Viagra lying around...

    Anyway, the neighbours complain because they keep screaming and moaning and swearing during their sexcapades. He isn't happy because he says he should be allowed to have sex in his own home...

    Seriously, you can have sex and not to be noisy. There is no need at all to scream that loudly, I don't care how good it is.
     
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    When matt and i were first married, there was a couple that lived upstairs of us that were like that...only not with the screaming and the shouting, but their bed pounded against the wall and floor near 24/7! :eek:
     
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    Too easy.
     

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    Thats the best kind!!!

    My bed frame is a bit loose, so it can move around when getting dat poontang. It also has the wood part, near the top, so that pounding against the wall = BAM BAM BAM

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    I lived in an apartment in Boston next to a gay couple who were like that.

    Those young men would come home from work, the stereo went on with some driving DISCO beat and those boys would have LOUD sex, often for HOURS!!!

    Lovely neighbors, really, but it was sometimes difficult to deal with their wild sex lives.

    Asking them to turn down the stereo wasn't really much help because all that did was make their moans and screams of pleasure more succinct.

    What astounded me about these guys is that we were roughly the same age.

    Could YOU have wild and crazy sex for 14 hours a week every week?
    I mean I was a pretty active male living with a lovely woman I loved at the time, but -- lordie lou! -- those boys were sure more obsessed that I'd EVER been and I truly was a manwhore back then, too.
     
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    What do you do about the noise?
     
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    Quiet sex is only fun if your parents are in the next room.:D
     
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    I vote for the ball gag, and pad the head board.

    Problem solved.
     
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    I'd say that was a "Same Sex" relationship but I can't tell which sex it is! :lol:
     
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    My parents had trouble working out which was male and which was female. I picked them straight away, don't know why they had so much trouble!
     

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