Couple Charged Over Noisy Sex

[Noomi]

Seriously, and when you see them, you will laugh, because these people are freaks.
He reckons his girlfriend wants sex all the time, and that they do it five times a week for up to seven hours at a time. Gee, he must have a lot of Viagra lying around...

Anyway, the neighbours complain because they keep screaming and moaning and swearing during their sexcapades. He isn't happy because he says he should be allowed to have sex in his own home...

A SOUTH Australian couple may be the first to be charged with offences under the Environmental Protection Act - as a direct result of their noisy sex.

Jessica Angel and Colin MacKenzie are madly in love. The only problem is, their whole neighbourhood knows it, too.

After repeated complaints about their passionate but noisy love-making, police have been forced to step in to give their neighbours some peace and quiet.

The couple from Adelaide's Black Forest suburb are believed to be the first in South Australia to be charged with offences under the Environmental Protection Act - as a direct result of their noisy sex and could face up to a $4000 fine.

Read more: South Australian couple Jessica Angel and Colin MacKenzie charged over noisy sex | News.com.au

Seriously, you can have sex and not to be noisy. There is no need at all to scream that loudly, I don't care how good it is.

 

[Care4all]

When matt and i were first married, there was a couple that lived upstairs of us that were like that...only not with the screaming and the shouting, but their bed pounded against the wall and floor near 24/7!

 

[Douger]

Too easy.

 

[nitroz]

When matt and i were first married, there was a couple that lived upstairs of us that were like that...only not with the screaming and the shouting, but their bed pounded against the wall and floor near 24/7!

Thats the best kind!!!

My bed frame is a bit loose, so it can move around when getting dat poontang. It also has the wood part, near the top, so that pounding against the wall = BAM BAM BAM

 

[editec]

I lived in an apartment in Boston next to a gay couple who were like that.

Those young men would come home from work, the stereo went on with some driving DISCO beat and those boys would have LOUD sex, often for HOURS!!!

Lovely neighbors, really, but it was sometimes difficult to deal with their wild sex lives.

Asking them to turn down the stereo wasn't really much help because all that did was make their moans and screams of pleasure more succinct.

What astounded me about these guys is that we were roughly the same age.

Could YOU have wild and crazy sex for 14 hours a week every week?
I mean I was a pretty active male living with a lovely woman I loved at the time, but -- lordie lou! -- those boys were sure more obsessed that I'd EVER been and I truly was a manwhore back then, too.

 

[Noomi]

What do you do about the noise?

 

[Sherry]

Quiet sex is only fun if your parents are in the next room.

 

[AmyNation]

I vote for the ball gag, and pad the head board.

Problem solved.

 

[Mad Scientist]

Seriously, and when you see them, you will laugh, because these people are freaks.

I'd say that was a "Same Sex" relationship but I can't tell which sex it is!

 

[Noomi]

Seriously, and when you see them, you will laugh, because these people are freaks.

I'd say that was a "Same Sex" relationship but I can't tell which sex it is!

My parents had trouble working out which was male and which was female. I picked them straight away, don't know why they had so much trouble!

 

[martybegan]

Seriously, and when you see them, you will laugh, because these people are freaks.
He reckons his girlfriend wants sex all the time, and that they do it five times a week for up to seven hours at a time. Gee, he must have a lot of Viagra lying around...

Anyway, the neighbours complain because they keep screaming and moaning and swearing during their sexcapades. He isn't happy because he says he should be allowed to have sex in his own home...

A SOUTH Australian couple may be the first to be charged with offences under the Environmental Protection Act - as a direct result of their noisy sex.

Jessica Angel and Colin MacKenzie are madly in love. The only problem is, their whole neighbourhood knows it, too.

After repeated complaints about their passionate but noisy love-making, police have been forced to step in to give their neighbours some peace and quiet.

The couple from Adelaide's Black Forest suburb are believed to be the first in South Australia to be charged with offences under the Environmental Protection Act - as a direct result of their noisy sex and could face up to a $4000 fine.

Read more: South Australian couple Jessica Angel and Colin MacKenzie charged over noisy sex | News.com.au

Seriously, you can have sex and not to be noisy. There is no need at all to scream that loudly, I don't care how good it is.

Sorry, had to do it.

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[martybegan]

Seriously, and when you see them, you will laugh, because these people are freaks.
He reckons his girlfriend wants sex all the time, and that they do it five times a week for up to seven hours at a time. Gee, he must have a lot of Viagra lying around...

Anyway, the neighbours complain because they keep screaming and moaning and swearing during their sexcapades. He isn't happy because he says he should be allowed to have sex in his own home...

A SOUTH Australian couple may be the first to be charged with offences under the Environmental Protection Act - as a direct result of their noisy sex.

Jessica Angel and Colin MacKenzie are madly in love. The only problem is, their whole neighbourhood knows it, too.

After repeated complaints about their passionate but noisy love-making, police have been forced to step in to give their neighbours some peace and quiet.

The couple from Adelaide's Black Forest suburb are believed to be the first in South Australia to be charged with offences under the Environmental Protection Act - as a direct result of their noisy sex and could face up to a $4000 fine.

Read more: South Australian couple Jessica Angel and Colin MacKenzie charged over noisy sex | News.com.au

Seriously, you can have sex and not to be noisy. There is no need at all to scream that loudly, I don't care how good it is.

Back in scouts, I had to be about 17, and there was a couple a few sites down (we were in a state park). It sounded like a water buffalo trying to strangle a cat and lasted for like 30 minutes. All the older guys were laughing their asses off.

The dads had a tough time explaining what it was to the weabalos though.

 

[nitroz]

Quiet sex is only fun if your parents are in the next room.

 

[TheGreatGatsby]

They're uggos. Throw the book at them!

 

[Noomi]

They're uggos. Throw the book at them!

I think someone already did. Multiple times.

 

[TheGreatGatsby]

They're uggos. Throw the book at them!

I think someone already did. Multiple times.

We can't all be as pretty as you I mean, I can. But....

 

[Noomi]

They're uggos. Throw the book at them!

I think someone already did. Multiple times.

We can't all be as pretty as you I mean, I can. But....

No one will ever be as gorgeous as me. That's why I chose this avatar, to get your attention.

 

[TheGreatGatsby]

I think someone already did. Multiple times.

We can't all be as pretty as you I mean, I can. But....

No one will ever be as gorgeous as me. That's why I chose this avatar, to get your attention.

My vanity knows no bounds! But I'll admit, I would tear that dress off with my teeth

 

[Two Thumbs]

Love is blind, seriously, not bad vision, squinting, need glasses to read, I'm talking full blown in the dark blind.

and possibly related.

Kinda fucked that the government is going to be doing the screwing for a while

 

[007]

I was watching a movie in my apartment one time in Reno, and I started hearing this loud noise of people, then it hit that it was moaning and loud talk. It was a neighbor in ANOTHER BUILDING across the back yard of the apartments. They had their window wide open as if they were PROUD of how LOUD they were when they were fucking. I was NOT impressed, so I hollered as loud as I could from my back porch... "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PEOPLE, YOU KNOW HALF THE GODDAMN APARTMENT COMPLEX HAS TO LISTEN YOU TO ASSHOLES FUCK?! CLOSE YOUR GODDAMN WINDOW!" It ceased, very abruptly.