Instead of CARPING about the President's endless need to apologize to everyone else on earth about all things America, I say it's time to help the child-king out. I propose a contest. The winner shall receive gobs of pos rep from the rest of us. Here's what I suggest is needed. Please DRAFT an appropriate apology for the TOTUS, so that President Obama can READ it with the full force of his oratorical conviction. To start off, obviously, it is EVIDENT that he has to apologize to al qaeda. So, help draft his speech. It may help if you think of it as a major address to the nation, possibly to be given DURING an appearance on the "Chris Matthews thrill up my leg Hour" OR on the "Bill Maher if he was funny this would be a comedy show Show." Or, I guess he could trot back to Letterman. Get those speech-writer creative juices flowing. Go!