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City Of Chicago Sues Murder Victims For Not Getting Out Of The Way Of Bullets
CHICAGO, IL — Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson announced this week that Chicago is bringing a lawsuit against the estates of thousands of murder victims for failing to step out of the way of bullets when they were shot at.
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The Left has come up with more novel ways to deal with crime other than going after criminals.
CHICAGO, IL — Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson announced this week that Chicago is bringing a lawsuit against the estates of thousands of murder victims for failing to step out of the way of bullets when they were shot at.
"There is a crime wave being fed by too many sluggish shooting victims," said Johnson to a roomful of gang members disguised as journalists. "How hard is it to take a couple of steps to the right, or maybe duck once in a while? The gross negligence of Chicago's murder victims is out of control and we will hold them accountable."
"We will do everything in our power to protect our citizens short of holding criminals accountable for their actions," said Johnson.
And Trump, but I think that is only common sense.