CIA job opening

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  1. Mr. P

    Mr. P Senior Member

    Aug 5, 2004
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    South of the Mason Dixon
    The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all
    the background checks, interviews and testing were
    done, there were 3 finalists. Two men and a woman.

    For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the
    men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that
    you will follow your instructions no matter what the
    circumstances. Inside the room you will find your
    wife sitting in a chair. . "Kill Her!!"
    The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never
    shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for
    this job. Take your wife and go home."

    The second man was given the same instructions. He
    took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet
    for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried,
    but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take
    your wife and go home."

    Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the
    same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun
    and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after
    another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on
    the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened
    slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her
    "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said.
    "I had to beat him to death with the chair."

    Women are evil.:)
    Don't mess with them.:lalala:
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