7 kinds of sex

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    Recent research shows that there
    are 7 kinds of sex:

    The 1st kind of sex is called:
    Smurf Sex:
    This kind of sex happens
    when you first meet someone and
    you both have sex until you are
    blue in the face.

    The 2nd kind of sex is called:
    Kitchen Sex:
    This is when you have
    been with your partner for a short
    time and you are so horny you will
    have sex anywhere, even in the
    kitchen.

    The 3rd kind of sex is called:
    Bedroom Sex:
    This is when you have
    been with your partner for a long
    time. Your sex has gotten routine
    and you usually have sex only in
    your bedroom.

    The 4th kind of sex is called:
    Hallway Sex:
    This is when you have
    been with your partner for too
    long. When you pass each other in
    the hallway you both say "screw
    you."

    The 5th kind of sex is called
    Religious Sex:
    Which means you get
    Nun in the morning, Nun in the
    afternoon and Nun at night.

    The 6th kind is called:
    Courtroom Sex:
    This is when you
    cannot stand your wife any more.
    She takes you to court and screws
    you in front of everyone.

    And last, but not least, the 7th
    kind of sex is called:
    Social Security Sex. You get a
    little each month. But not enough
    to live on.
     
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    The eighth kind of sex: Viagra sex...this is when you go through the sixth and seventh kinda sex...take two viagra and go back to the first kinda sex...turn blue in the face and start the process all over again!...:laugh:
     
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    That one just cracks me up! Because it's SOoooooo true I guess.:laugh:
     
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    It's also a good explanation how familiarity can "breed" anything.!
     

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