Chuck Norris is 76! Holy Toledo.....

[JimBowie1958]

The dude is like immortal or sumpin, and I found this video, lol, illustrating the dudes career in a "Chuck Norris Facts" kind of way.

 

[Roudy]

Today, they evacuated astronaut Buzz Aldrin (age 86) from the South Pole where he was part of an exploratory group. Talk about having the "right stuff" or good genes.

He's fucking 86 and participating in a grueling, physically demanding, dangerous mission to the coldest spot on the planet. Wow.

 

[Lewdog]

Chuck Norris isn't 76. Trump beat the shit out of Father time and stopped the aging process at 30.

 

[The Great Goose]

 

[JimBowie1958]

Chuck Norris isn't 76. Trump beat the shit out of Father time and stopped the aging process at 30.

Chuck Norris was born March 10, 1940, dude.

So how old does that make him?

 

[Lewdog]

Chuck Norris isn't 76. Trump beat the shit out of Father time and stopped the aging process at 30.

Chuck Norris was born March 10, 1940, dude.

So how old does that make him?

My bad, that makes him 29 in Chuck Norris years.

 

[JimBowie1958]

Katy Perry blows huge chunks of bile saturated rot.

And I dont like her screeching style, either.

 

[Lewdog]

Katy Perry blows huge chunks of bile saturated rot.

And I dont like her screeching style, either.

 

[Political Junky]

Lots of plastic surgery, wigs, and hair dye.

 

[Lewdog]

Lots of plastic surgery, wigs, and hair dye.

Yep, Chuck Norris has given a lot of guys nose jobs over the years, his hair grows so fast he can donate it to people with cancer to make wigs, and his piss is so strong it can be used as hair dye.

 

[TemplarKormac]

The dude is like immortal or sumpin, and I found this video, lol, illustrating the dudes career in a "Chuck Norris Facts" kind of way.

Chuck Norris fact:

Chuck Norris is immortal, 76 years is just how long he's allowed everyone else on earth to live.

 

[JimBowie1958]

The dude is like immortal or sumpin, and I found this video, lol, illustrating the dudes career in a "Chuck Norris Facts" kind of way.

Chuck Norris fact:

Chuck Norris is immortal, 76 years is just how long he's allowed everyone else on earth to live.

True, he also doesnt do push ups....he does Earth downs.

 

[Old Rocks]

LOL Chuck Norris is classic Hollywood. Illusion and deception. 73, holding down a job as a millwright in a steel mill. Why the fuck should I think that Norris is special?

 

[esthermoon]

Happy birthday Chuck Norris!

 

[Montrovant]

LOL Chuck Norris is classic Hollywood. Illusion and deception. 73, holding down a job as a millwright in a steel mill. Why the fuck should I think that Norris is special?

Because it's funny! Embrace the humor.

 

[Roudy]

This is all about Chuck Norris not being for crooked Hillary and the Democraps. Because people on the left always "go high". LOL

 

[martybegan]

Never ask Chuck Norris the time, He will always answer "Two seconds til". When you reply T"wo seconds until what?" he Roundhouse kicks you in the face while saying "This"

 

[NoNukes]

The dude is like immortal or sumpin, and I found this video, lol, illustrating the dudes career in a "Chuck Norris Facts" kind of way.

Time really flies when we get older

 

[aaronleland]

I'd totally kick his ass.

 

[Blackrook]

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants today are known as giraffes.