Chicks and their obsession with penis size...

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    I remember the day after I made out out with a chick I met at a local party, we met up with her sister at the local outdoor bar (Longshore Inn) and the first thing her sister said was how is the "one eyed monster?"

    I was like, are we talking about a movie?

    I had no idea broads were obsessed with size. One morning after a night of my unit hitting all kinds of stuff it shouldn't she asked me for the measurements!
     
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    I really think it's you guys who are more obsessed with the sizes of your own penises.
     
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    Dude ... not afraid to dump out your purse in public, we see.

    Stay strong.
     
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    Good grief. Women don't want men with a big giant penis either (unless they are a porn star maybe). That HURTS and is not enjoyable in any way.
     
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    I find the word, "penis" comical and a bit annoying, it lacks inspiration.
     
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    I think it's a funny word. Especially plural form, penises. There are many penises on USMB. :lol:
     
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    We refer to ourselves as Penii, gratzi
     
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