Check Your SIGNATURE Line

[AVG-JOE]

Check your underwear too.

Cooties again?!?

 

[bigrebnc1775]

Check your underwear too.

Cooties again?!?

no more like Darlinton drag strip.

 

[AVG-JOE]

Okay, visuals aren't my strong suit. Does my sig line fit?

The graphic is EXACTLY 10 lines and your entrance is o.k. on the side.

The low hanging and exposed xotoxi credit is a technical violation, adding an 11th line. I have scissors if you need.

How did you get the scissors out of the package? With another pair of scissors? What if you're buying scissors for the first time?

Imagine you're the first person to buy a FAX machine.....

Why would you do that?​

 

[Ropey]

The graphic is EXACTLY 10 lines and your entrance is o.k. on the side.

The low hanging and exposed xotoxi credit is a technical violation, adding an 11th line. I have scissors if you need.

How did you get the scissors out of the package? With another pair of scissors? What if you're buying scissors for the first time?

Imagine you're the first person to buy a FAX machine.....

Why would you do that?​

Bragging rights.

 

[Sarah G]

Okay, visuals aren't my strong suit. Does my sig line fit?

The graphic is EXACTLY 10 lines and your entrance is o.k. on the side.

The low hanging and exposed xotoxi credit is a technical violation, adding an 11th line. I have scissors if you need.

How did you get the scissors out of the package? With another pair of scissors? What if you're buying scissors for the first time?

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I didn't know you could use a can opener.

 

[AVG-JOE]

How did you get the scissors out of the package? With another pair of scissors? What if you're buying scissors for the first time?

Imagine you're the first person to buy a FAX machine.....

Why would you do that?​

Bragging rights.

Best answer I've ever had to that query. Kudos!

 

[bigrebnc1775]

Okay, visuals aren't my strong suit. Does my sig line fit?

The graphic is EXACTLY 10 lines and your entrance is o.k. on the side.

The low hanging and exposed xotoxi credit is a technical violation, adding an 11th line. I have scissors if you need.

How did you get the scissors out of the package? With another pair of scissors? What if you're buying scissors for the first time?

Use a knife.

 

[Conservative]

One line
Two lines
Three lines
Four lines
Five lines
Six lines
Seven lines
Eight lines
Nine lines
Ten lines

^ that big. Ya got to give some kind of visual ya know....

personally i would prefer it at five lines

Okay, visuals aren't my strong suit. Does my sig line fit?

my sigs are turned off... so you will have to post it.

If your sigs are turned off... then why do you have one?

 

[Conservative]

That is a HUGE porch!

Its a deck

looks like the Titanic deck... 2nd class I think.

 

[Liability]

What iceberg?

 

[syrenn]

Okay, visuals aren't my strong suit. Does my sig line fit?

my sigs are turned off... so you will have to post it.

If your sigs are turned off... then why do you have one?

I like mine It is also not obnoxious. I find most sigs obnoxious as hell... boring...idiotic.. stupid... ugly....distracting.... junkie....ridiculous....

If sigs were limited to one line, no more then 75 characters... i would keep them on. but as it stands now.... looking at peoples sigs ... ill pass.

 

[Kooshdakhaa]

S
i
g
n
a
t
u
r
e
s

Step up your creative game and turn it into an acrostic poem relating to signatures.

Stay
in the
guidelines or the
Night watchmen will
alter your
tittering
until you
remember to
endorse by compliance the
signature rules

Hard to top that! : )

 

[Liability]

If your
sigline
is longer
than
this post's
top
to
bottom
length,
DIE!

 

[Conservative]

If your
sigline
is longer
than
this post's
top
to
bottom
length,
DIE!

yours is a little longer......

 

[Liability]

If your
sigline
is longer
than
this post's
top
to
bottom
length,
DIE!

yours is a little longer......

Nope. My sig line is not one pica longer.

 

[Amelia]

If your
sigline
is longer
than
this post's
top
to
bottom
length,
DIE!

yours is a little longer......

Nope. My sig line is not one pica longer.

It's longer on my screen. Guess it depends on screen size and whether the sig has to wrap.

 

[AVG-JOE]

If your
sigline
is longer
than
this post's
top
to
bottom
length,
DIE!

yours is a little longer......

Nope. My sig line is not one pica longer.

Au contraire my cream puff spewing friend. The big graphic with the guitar scene is EXACTLY the height occupied by 10 lines of standard text.

The little graphic spewing and big words above it are over.

Scissors?

 

[AVG-JOE]

yours is a little longer......

Nope. My sig line is not one pica longer.

Au contraire my cream puff spewing friend. The big graphic with the guitar scene is EXACTLY the height occupied by10 lines of standard text.

The little graphic spewing and big words above it are over.

Scissors?

Or, if you could move everything to one line... that would work.

 

[Rat in the Hat]

Nope. My sig line is not one pica longer.

Au contraire my cream puff spewing friend. The big graphic with the guitar scene is EXACTLY the height occupied by10 lines of standard text.

The little graphic spewing and big words above it are over.

Scissors?

Or, if you could move everything to one line... that would work.

On my screen, it is all on one line.

Then again, I have a 22" wide monitor.

 

[del]

Au contraire my cream puff spewing friend. The big graphic with the guitar scene is EXACTLY the height occupied by10 lines of standard text.

The little graphic spewing and big words above it are over.

Scissors?

Or, if you could move everything to one line... that would work.

On my screen, it is all on one line.

Then again, I have a 22" wide monitor.

it's all on one line on my laptop