Check Your SIGNATURE Line

[Foxfyre]

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^ that big. Ya got to give some kind of visual ya know....

personally i would prefer it at five lines

Okay, visuals aren't my strong suit. Does my sig line fit?

 

[syrenn]

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^ that big. Ya got to give some kind of visual ya know....

personally i would prefer it at five lines

Okay, visuals aren't my strong suit. Does my sig line fit?

my sigs are turned off... so you will have to post it.

 

[xotoxi]

The space occupied by 10 Lines of standard text is the 'official maximum size and weight' of signature lines at USMB.

Don't shoot the messenger, this is straight from Scooters Rules, and NOBODY fucks with Scooters Rules.

General:
All messages express the views of the author, not necessarily the views of the forum owners. The owners and moderators of USmessageboard.com reserve the right to remove, edit, move or close any thread for any reason. This is a manual process, however, so please realize that we may not be able to remove or edit particular messages immediately. This policy goes for member profile information as well.
Member signatures may not be longer than ten (10) lines.

http://www.usmessageboard.com/announcements-and-feedback/47455-usmb-rules-and-regulations.html

Did you know that Moderators can edit signatures that are outside of compliance with Scooters Rules?


Note: Size your photos & gifs to a maximum size that's equivalent to 10 lines of standard text.

Let me check...

Awww HELL yeah! I'm a motherfuckin' compliant motherfucker!

 

[rdean]

Ah yes, I see.

 

[Outback]

Ones and zeros have mass?

This must be the new physics.

I never said 'mass'... I said 'weight'.

It has something to do with the numbers coming off the USMB Bull-Shit-O-Meter, but I don't really know, I'm not a techie, just a Mod with scissors.

Weight is mass in a gravitational field.

If the usmessageboard did not have gravity, no one would post stuff here. It would just float off into space.

Wow. You've got some mind mate.

 

[Intense]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hZilIWPTH4&feature=related]UHF: SPATULA CITY - YouTube[/ame]
UHF: SPATULA CITY

 

[percysunshine]

LSD flashbacks from the 70s' come in handy at times.

 

[Foxfyre]

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^ that big. Ya got to give some kind of visual ya know....

personally i would prefer it at five lines

Okay, visuals aren't my strong suit. Does my sig line fit?

my sigs are turned off... so you will have to post it.

Here it is:

http://www.usmessageboard.com/general-discussion/115980-the-usmb-coffee-shop.html
Graphics by Xotoxi

Except the link says ENTER HERE instead of USMB Coffee Shop and I don't know how to make it do that again.

 

[syrenn]

Okay, visuals aren't my strong suit. Does my sig line fit?

my sigs are turned off... so you will have to post it.

Here it is:

http://www.usmessageboard.com/general-discussion/115980-the-usmb-coffee-shop.html
Graphics by Xotoxi

looks to me as if it fits

 

[Foxfyre]

my sigs are turned off... so you will have to post it.

Here it is:

http://www.usmessageboard.com/general-discussion/115980-the-usmb-coffee-shop.html
Graphics by Xotoxi

looks to me as if it fits

Looks like it to me too until I measured your lines and then my sig line with a ruler and it doesn't.

So I'm hoping if I'm a tad over, Scooter and Joe will give me a special dispensation since I'm advertising a USMB institution.

 

[syrenn]

Here it is:

http://www.usmessageboard.com/general-discussion/115980-the-usmb-coffee-shop.html
Graphics by Xotoxi

looks to me as if it fits

Looks like it to me too until I measured your lines and then my sig line with a ruler and it doesn't.

So I'm hoping if I'm a tad over, Scooter and Joe will give me a special dispensation since I'm advertising a USMB institution.

you can try and put the graphics by xotoxi in font size 1....or move it to the same line as the link.....

 

[elvis]

Check your underwear too.

 

[percysunshine]

Check your underwear too.

Rita in 'Groundhog Day' movie;

"Real men like to change poopy diapers."

 

[Sherry]

Check your underwear too.

Rita in 'Groundhog Day' movie;

"Real men like to change poopy diapers."

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUWp-Xh677U&feature=related]Groundhog Day - me, me, me... - YouTube[/ame]

 

[AVG-JOE]

Ones and zeros have mass?

This must be the new physics.

I never said 'mass'... I said 'weight'.

It has something to do with the numbers coming off the USMB Bull-Shit-O-Meter, but I don't really know, I'm not a techie, just a Mod with scissors.

Weight is mass in a gravitational field.

If the usmessageboard did not have gravity, no one would post stuff here. It would just float off into space.

There is no gravity. The Universe sucks.

 

[AVG-JOE]

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^ that big. Ya got to give some kind of visual ya know....

personally i would prefer it at five lines

Okay, visuals aren't my strong suit. Does my sig line fit?

The graphic is EXACTLY 10 lines and your entrance is o.k. on the side.

The low hanging and exposed xotoxi credit is a technical violation, adding an 11th line. I have scissors if you need.

 

[elvis]

One line
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Six lines
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Ten lines

^ that big. Ya got to give some kind of visual ya know....

personally i would prefer it at five lines

Okay, visuals aren't my strong suit. Does my sig line fit?

The graphic is EXACTLY 10 lines and your entrance is o.k. on the side.

The low hanging and exposed xotoxi credit is a technical violation, adding an 11th line. I have scissors if you need.

How did you get the scissors out of the package? With another pair of scissors? What if you're buying scissors for the first time?

 

[del]

Okay, visuals aren't my strong suit. Does my sig line fit?

The graphic is EXACTLY 10 lines and your entrance is o.k. on the side.

The low hanging and exposed xotoxi credit is a technical violation, adding an 11th line. I have scissors if you need.

How did you get the scissors out of the package? With another pair of scissors? What if you're buying scissors for the first time?

don't run with them

 

[AVG-JOE]

my sigs are turned off... so you will have to post it.

Here it is:

http://www.usmessageboard.com/general-discussion/115980-the-usmb-coffee-shop.html
Graphics by Xotoxi

looks to me as if it fits

And THAT young lady, is why I get the big buck$.

I actually keep a business card from a pet grooming salon with an ink mark on it handy to measure.

I'm the signature nazi.

Probably because my own 14 line signature needed to be brought to my attention when I put on the orange jump suit.

Some corporate bullshit about leading by example.

 

[AVG-JOE]

Here it is:

http://www.usmessageboard.com/general-discussion/115980-the-usmb-coffee-shop.html
Graphics by Xotoxi

looks to me as if it fits

Looks like it to me too until I measured your lines and then my sig line with a ruler and it doesn't.

So I'm hoping if I'm a tad over, Scooter and Joe will give me a special dispensation since I'm advertising a USMB institution.

Let's just say yours is not among the top signatures waiting for me and my scissors when the due process of this thread has run its course.