Mudda
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In the garden of eden, god told adam not to eat the hetero apple and to stay with him in homo heaven. So when Adam listened to the phallic snake and ate the forbidden fruit and then banged the chick, god was pissed and tossed them both out of eden.We're not in heaven right now because Adam wanted to bang a chick and god got pissed and booted him out. Now how gay is that?Why doesn't God just create us in heaven? What's this step all about? And what was the purpose of the dinosaurs and trilobites that ruled for millions of years before dinosaurs were even born?Punish you for not believing the unbelievable. That's what Christians are basically saying. But you and I know the story is a man made lie.lol, at the end there, I really thought you were going to say: And most of all - your money.
Thanks for the laugh this early in the day.
God knows that I just can't believe in something for which I see no real proof. He understands. Well... unless he's some massive asshole who can't wait to toss me in a pit of burning fire for all eternity.
God does not punish us. He wants us to trust and obey. There is a reason we are here, and it stares everyone in the face daily. But we just don't want to see it because we are programmed to believe that we live our lives for ourselves, our family - not for our Creator.
What is so unbelievable about it?
People have no problem believing in aliens, ghosts, witchcraft, mediums, and the list goes on...
People even have an easier time believe in Satan than God
The message you should be hearing from Christians is this: there is only 1 reason for being here, to live for and serve God. Going to Hell is your choice alone.
If we are so important, why have we only existed for the last 40 seconds of the cosmic calendar year? Why did it take God 13 billion years to make us. If we were important, you think we would have been invented in February, not December 31st at 11:59:20.
Where do you come up with that stuff? Sounds like you are reading everything except anything that is credible... either way, you won't be convinced. People here have told you truth, seeds have been planted, maybe someone else will have to do the reaping....
Did I miss something?