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[Big Black Dog]

If I were to die tonight... Well, I'll have to think about that for a couple of minutes. I think when you die, if you're a guy, you go to a place that is sort of like a topless bar but much nicer. Plenty of good drinks, a whole herd of attractive topless ladies who all seem to be thrilled that you are there. One by one, they all bring you your beverage of choice and offer to take you over to the other side. When you have made the selection of your traveling companion, you walk outside and down the street to the pearly gates. Here you are checked in and given a key to your room and from then on it's pure heaven.