Canada Plans to Invade USA

[bush lover]

I heard on Rush Limbaugh today that Candana plans to invade the USA to impose Socialism on us, so that we will no longer be a threat to the "Igloo People" (his words). But how come you want to invade us because Obama is already putting Socialism in.

 

[Toro]

Yeah.

So what of it?

About time, I say.

 

[random3434]

Just leave your crappy beer up in Canada.

 

[Toro]

Just leave your crappy beer up in Canada.

WHAT?!


Them's fightin' words, Little Missy!

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What do American beer and sex in a canoe have in common?



Both are fucking close to water.

 

[random3434]

A Canadian bloke is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.

His friend Randy stops him and asks, "Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?"

"Well, I got it for my wife, you see?" answers Dave.

"Wow," exclaims Randy, "Great trade.

 

[Tom Clancy]

Does this mean we have to adopt Hockey as our Religion?

I'm down.

 

[Madeline]

O no! The bacon! Save the bacon!

 

[Ragnar]

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[Luissa]

This is the funniest thing I have heard in awhile.

 

[Madeline]

Name ONE Canadian serial killer.

ONE!

Can't -- can ya?

Pussies. Eh?

 

[Ragnar]

 

[daveman]

 

[Madeline]

Dang, we're snotty people eh?

LMAO!

 

[Mr Natural]

Canada.

Just like us but without all the bullshit.

 

[Madeline]

O HELL No, I can properly pronounce the letter "a"! Eh?

 

[Toro]

Does this mean we have to adopt Hockey as our Religion?

I'm down.

Yes. Yes it does.

We're going to force all the Southerners to skate! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Tom Clancy]

Does this mean we have to adopt Hockey as our Religion?

I'm down.

Yes. Yes it does.

We're going to force all the Southerners to skate! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh boy.. I know how that is here in North Carolina..

This also means I won't have to drive 20 minutes everyday to get to the rink, I'll have one built next to my house

 

[Madeline]

Wait Tom! Don't you realize that this will be the end of real bacon and decent beer? That you'll be forced to plant petunias in your wheel well every time you park your car? That we'll have a parlimentary form of government? (Okay, mebbe that one wouldn't be so bad.)

That the fucking Quebecians will force us to learn to speak FRENCH??????

 

[Toro]

Does this mean we have to adopt Hockey as our Religion?

I'm down.

Yes. Yes it does.

We're going to force all the Southerners to skate! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh boy.. I know how that is here in North Carolina..

This also means I won't have to drive 20 minutes everyday to get to the rink, I'll have one built next to my house

Hey, no problem.

We'll be building a brand new hospital right next door to sew stitches into your face after a game too with our free Medicare. Now, it might four months later before you get to see a doctor, but hey, you'll learn to roll with it.

 

[Ravi]

O no! The bacon! Save the bacon!

Even Canadian bacon is second rate.